Goodbye Jokes

127 goodbye jokes and hilarious goodbye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goodbye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a way to say goodbye that will make everyone laugh? Check out our collection of goodbye jokes. From clever one-liners to funny goodbye poems, we've got you covered.

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Best Short Goodbye Jokes

Short goodbye puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goodbye humour may include short good bye jokes also.

  1. My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.
  2. Chuck Norris caught COVID-19 and the prognosis is not good. Anyone wanting to say goodbye to the virus should visit the hospital tonight.
  3. 75% of men kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house. 90% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wives.
  4. I don't always kiss my wife goodbye when I leave the house... But I always kiss my house goodbye when I leave my wife!
  5. Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife.
  6. The teacher says "If you answer my question, you can go home." One student throws a pen at him. The teacher asks "Who did that?"
    "It was me, goodbye."
  7. I told my best friend I was dying. Him: "Oh my God! What have all the doctors said?"
    Me: "Goodbye mostly"
  8. My wife left a note on the refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye" I opened it and it works just fine..
  9. Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.
  10. My name is Zane, and my girl told me goodbye today.. All I did was ask her to feed the cat She said, "I'll feed her, Zane."
Goodbye joke, My name is Zane, and my girl told me goodbye today.. All I did was ask her to feed the cat

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about goodbye can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of goodbye puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Goodbye One Liners

Which goodbye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goodbye? I can suggest the ones about farewell and saying bye.

  1. How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese? With a big wave.
  2. How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave
  3. How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave
  4. How do mathematicians say goodbye? Calc u later!
  5. Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.
  6. What code does a depressed programmer write? "Goodbye world!"
  7. Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye.
  8. Help! Rick Astley is overstaying his welcome at my house! He's never gonna say goodbye.
  9. Goodbye boiled water you will be mist
  10. How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!
  11. I used to have wavy hair Turns out it was waving goodbye
  12. Yo mamma so ugly Your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
  13. I had to say goodbye to the water in my kettle. It will be mist.
  14. People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye.
  15. How does an Asian noodle say goodbye Chow main

Goodbye Work Jokes

Here is a list of funny goodbye work jokes and even better goodbye work puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo' Mama is so ugly \*\*..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\*\*
  • I came home from work, and my girlfriend had left a note on the fridge saying 'it's not working, goodbye'. I opened it and it's working just fine
  • My German friend, Sepp, was leaving to go home. I said, "Goodbye Sepp."
    He said, "Thanks. I've been working out."
  • Your mother is so ugly your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye
  • Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
  • Am a joker haha My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying This is not working goodbye Just opened the fridge & it's working fine very strange
  • My girlfriend left on a note on the refrigerator saying this is not workinc, goodbye. I opened the refrigerator and it seemed to be working just fine
  • My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "It isn't working, I'm sorry. Goodbye." When I opened the fridge though it seemed to be working.

Goodbye Teacher Jokes

Here is a list of funny goodbye teacher jokes and even better goodbye teacher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was closely approaching, being flexible would be very helpful. It's so that you can bend your body and kiss your a**... goodbye.

Goodbye Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny goodbye animal jokes and even better goodbye animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You're so ugly, even Hello Kitty says goodbye.
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Ridiculous Goodbye Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about goodbye you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean begone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make goodbye prank.


A heart surgeon had died and at his funural the coffin was placed above a heart made of flowers. After everyone had said goodbye the coffin was lowered into the heart, during which someone began laughing really loud. 'What is wrong with you?' the person sitting next to the laughing man asked. 'I just thought of my own funural' he replied. 'What's so funny about that?' Still chuckling the man answered: 'Well, you see, I'm a gynaecologist'.

A little girl was saying her prayers for the night.

She said the following:"God bless mommy,God bless daddy,God bless grandma and goodbye grandpa." Her father,who had been listening,said,"Why 'goodbye,grandpa'?" The girl responded that it just felt like the right thing to say.
The next day her grandfather died of a heart attack.

An accountant goes to the doctor...

An accountant knocks on the door of his doctor's surgery and walks in.
"Hello, doctor. Please help. I just don't know what's wrong with me. Goodbye." With that he turns around and walks out.
30 seconds later he is back. "Hello again, doctor. Please help. I just don't know what's wrong with me."
The Doctor looks up from his desk and says:
>"Mmm. I think you have a serious case of double entry."

Ur mum is so ugly

That hello kitty said goodbye

If The Beatles were from Hawaii...

What would they have called their song, "Hello Goodbye?"

50 Shades

He slowly but firmly grabs my t**.... I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'
- of Macy Gray.

Some say money talks

Mine just says goodbye

A dad puts his little girl to sleep...

And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right".
The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence.
The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it.
The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next!
Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep and the girl says, "Goodbye Daddy" and the dad freaked out when he left the room.
He stayed at the office until midnight jumping at every sound he heard. When he came to his house at 1am and crawls into the bed, his wife says
Wife :: Why were you at work so late?
Husband :: I had a terrible day..
Wife :: What happened?
Husband :: I don't want to talk about it.
Wife :: Well, you won't believe the day I had! My golf pro died right in front of me during golf lessons!
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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave?

It was much adieu about nothing.

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?


I picked up this chick in Rome. We had s**..., said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five

She gave me hi V

A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"

It's a wave and a parting call.

A girl comes back home after many years to see her father before he dies...

She goes to his bedside and starts crying, "Dad, I'm sorry!"
He looks at her, smiles weakly, and says, "Goodbye, Sorry." He grins. "I'm *dead*."

There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people.

There's much adieu about nothing.

A couple in the bed.

"Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"
"I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"
"You won't, I'm sure"
"Promise me you won't, John"
"I promise, Chris"

How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye?

"Seizure later!"

Do you know what happens when you click a link without knowing what it is?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

"Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

One day I will find you...

...and I will possess you.
That day, I will bring you to bed.
Then, without your permission, I will get close to you and touch your entire body.
You will be feeling tired.
You will feel chills down your body and I'll make you sweat.
As long as I stay with you, you will never be able to get out of the bed.
Then, I will leave without saying goodbye, convinced that one day I will return.
Signed… The flu.

What did South Korea say to their President?

Good-bye, Geun-hye.

s**... with me is a lot like watching death take your loved ones from you.

Comes quickly, leaves without saying goodbye.

What's the proper way to say goodbye to a room full of German britches?


As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat.

Goodbye Tumblr!

How does a one celled organizim say goodbye to it's friends?

"adios amebas!"

A woman has to go to a conference in Italy, so her husband drives her.

"Thanks honey" she says, "what would you like me to bring you back?"
"Oh, um, an Italian girl!" The husband jokingly says.
"I'll see what I can do" the woman says as she walks into the airport waving goodbye.
3 days later the woman returns and her husband greets her at the airport.
"How was your trip? Did you remember to bring my gift?"
"What gift?"
"The Italian girl!"
"Oh, we'll have to wait 9 months to see if it's a boy or girl"

The Bison.

My son and I were hiking one day when a bison charged towards him as he was taking a leak. I shouted Bison but it was already too late and he died. My wife tried to console me and said Atleast you were able to say goodbye .

One of my friends asked why my wife is always with me everywhere I go!

I told him because she is so ugly I don't want to kiss her goodbye.

Goodbye, boiling water...

you will be mist
**Disclaimer: Not scientifically accurate**

Every morning for 18 years, when I left the house, I'd kiss my wife goodbye.

Then when I left the wife, I kissed my house goodbye.

How does a small person say goodbye as he is dying from radiation exposure?

He microwaves.

On the base a Private First Class (PFC) was working in the car repair shop. The phone rang.

He answered. The man on the phone asked, "When will my car be fixed?"
PFC: "Can't talk now I am working on some annoying General's car."
General: "Do you know who this is?"
PFC: "No."
General: "This is the ANNOYING GENERAL!"
PFC: "Well, do you know who this is?"
General: "No."
PFC: "Good, goodbye!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Frenchman?

A Frenchman leaves without saying goodbye.
A Jew says goodbye but never leaves.

How do robots say goodbye?

They use bye-nary.

What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

How do you say goodbye to a German p**...?


What's the difference between a British and a Jew?

The British leaves and doesn't say goodbye, the jew says goodbye and doesn't leave.

How do Italians say goodbye?

Pasta la vista.

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."

In honor of the Kentucky Derby:

Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.

Police officer: Do you know why I stopped you, sir?

Me: I really don't.
Police officer: I'm Vegan, Goodbye.

Mike Tyson went to the hospital to say goodbye to his now dead friend...

He was distraught but as he regained his composure he noticed a doctor in the room with him.
Mike said, Doctor, please tell me, what was the cause of death?
The puzzled doctor responded, No Sir, this man hasn't lost his hearing. He's dead.

My toddler watches a lot of YouTube. Before he went to bed, he said, "Don't forget to subscribe."

He thought it meant "goodbye."

How do you say "goodbye" to a vampire?

So long, s**...!

It's not goodbye

Its buongiorno

Lightning McQueen was saying goodbye to some of his South American friends

Kay, Tchau!

What is a programmers s**... note called?

A goodbye world program

Two lesbian vampires...

Two lesbian vampires say goodbye after having s**..., one says to the other:
_"See you in 28 days!"_

I said to my friend," Goodbye crocodile."

"See you later masturbator",was his reply

My girlfriend broke up with me after I snapped her neck

She'd prefer if I snapped pictures of her face, but either way, "snapchat is dead like our relationship so goodbye."

My wife said we should spice up our love life

What do you mean? I asked.
She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .
Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?
We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .

When I was a kid, my dad saw a sign in a nice neighborhood that said, "Drive Like Your Kids Live Here,"...

So he drove halfway across the country without saying goodbye!

Ricky Nelson would be proud

I had a dream the other night. I was at an Italian restaurant, as I was walking in unnoticed Lou Abbot and Mary Tyler Moore waiting to be seated and Corey Hart was leaving having already ate. I made a gesture and said Hello Mary, Lou, and goodbye Hart.

money talks;

it usually says goodbye

What did the programmer's s**... note say?

Goodbye world

Going to be saying goodbye to this group that I love so much

I am here to say goodbye, this group has been fantastic but my wife says I spend too much time here and she can't take it anymore. We argued about it and she told me its either her or the group. So I am going to be gone for a few minutes while I help her pack and call her an uber.
I'll be right back

A classic joke from Ronald Regan (Not exactly accurate)

There are two Russians in the Soviet Union talking to each other and a curfew is about to be enforced
The two men say goodbye to each other and just as they do a soviet soldier walks over to the both of them and shoots one of the men dead
The other man says Why did you shoot him?
The soldier says I'm his friend I know where he lives he wouldn't have made it home in time

I've invented an exciting new product. Say goodbye to noise-cancelling headphones...

...and say hello to noise-cancelling megaphones!

A foreign family is about to travel to america

The parents told the kids to say bye to the friends they will miss. The older son then threw himself down a flight of stairs, in the hospital, when he was asked why he did it, he said
"Just saying goodbye to free healthcare"

Goodbye joke, A foreign family is about to travel to america

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