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How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese?

With a big wave.

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

Going to be saying goodbye to this group that I love so much

I am here to say goodbye, this group has been fantastic but my wife says I spend too much time here and she can't take it anymore. We argued about it and she told me its either her or the group. So I am going to be gone for a few minutes while I help her pack and call her an uber.
I'll be right back

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Goodbye, boiling water...

you will be mist
**Disclaimer: Not scientifically accurate**

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

I had to say goodbye to the water in my kettle.

It will be mist.

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

"BOOM!"

Had to say goodbye to my cat who climbed into the woodchipper.

He is truly mist.

How do you say goodbye to a dog

Chow chow

It's not goodbye

Its buongiorno

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye to a Welsh person?

Farewelsh.

She said help..

I said goodbye...

GoodBye!

Guy: Why is it so difficult to say goodbye? I mean should we kiss? hug? or exchange fist bumps?

McDonald's Worker: Sir please, the manager and other customers are looking at us...

We had to say goodbye to our German Shepherd yesterday...

Auf Widersehen, pet.

goodbye thoery

What do noses say instead of goodbye?

How do you say goodbye to someone who sings Chandelier way too much?

"Sia, wouldn't wanna be ya!"

Goodby joke, How do you say goodbye to someone who sings Chandelier way too much?

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