Good Swimmer Jokes
7 good swimmer jokes and hilarious good swimmer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about good swimmer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer?
She trained with doll-fins.
Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games?
All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America
Two Italians having a conversation...
First one says: So i heard that you're good swimmer.
Second one replies: Yeah, i was a postman in Venice for 4 years.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
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Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
A blonde, a burnette and a redhead are stranded on an island 15 miles from shore...
The burnette says "I have always been a very good swimmer, I will swim to shore and send help." She swims out 5 miles then drowns.
The next day the redhead says, "I was on the swim team in highschool, I know I can swim 15 miles, I will go get help." She swims out 10 miles and drowns.
The next day the blonde thinks "It's up to me to get help!" She swims out 14.9 miles, she can see and hear the people on the beach, but she gets tired and swims back to the island.
What makes a shark such a good swimmer?
Duh! Its efficiency!
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