Good Oxygen Jokes
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Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
A plane has a horrible accident...
...and is split in half horizontally. Everyone is holding onto the oxygen masks above with their legs dangling in the air.
The captain shouts to the passengers, "We can make it, but the weight's off - at least one person needs to let go or else none of us will make it!"
Willing to die for a good cause, a young man shouts "I will sacrifice my life for all of you!"
Everyone claps.
I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.
But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones...
No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon
I'm on Instagram, and I'm not good at it.
So, I'm on Instagram, and I don't put much effort in it.
A friend of mine, who is really high on social media tells me "Dude, you need to change your Instagram Bio. It's rubbish"
Me: Why? It describes me perfectly.
Friend: It just says "I breathe air."
Me: Well, yeah!! It's spot on.
Friend:(Slightly defeated) Fine, keep it, but at least add a few details about yourself.
Me: Okay, sure.
And now my instagram Bio reads "I inhale Oxygen, exhale Carbon dioxide".
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THE DEACON'S LAST & FINAL WORDS
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.
The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.
At his f**..., the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."
The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."
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Are my t**... black?
A man is in an accident and is placed on an oxygen mask to assist his breathing.
His nurse checks on him and asks if there is anything he needs?
He say yes, could you check if my t**... are black?
She thinks, that is an odd request but decides to check for him as he looks very nervous.
She looks at his t**..., flips them left and right and even rolls them in her hand to get a good look.
After a few seconds she puts the sheet back down and notices the man smiling. She says to him,"no sir your t**... are fine. Why are you smiling?"
He simply points at the mask, which she removes and he replies,"i just wanted to thank you for that experience, it was wonderful. But, are my test results back?"
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