Good Janitor Jokes
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Good Janitor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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They say a good woman will cook and clean for you.
That's why i married a part time Chef and a full-time janitor
Disturbing Pattern of Suicides
When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.
This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."
Hey is Johannes Kepler such a good janitor?
Because he sweeps out the same area every night.
Why did the Warriors become Janitors?
They're good at sweeping
Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?
Because he swept for 20 years.
How is the Janitor daughter called?
Janifer. She smells so good.
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2 holy men are praying in the synagogue
filled with piety, one throws himself to his knees, looks up to the sky, and shouts, "oh Lord, despite all my good works, before you I am nothing, nothing!" the other nods solemnly, climbs to his knees and says "riches and honors in this life are but dust before you. Oh Lord, I too am nothing, NOTHING before thee!"
A janitor in the back of the synagogue observes this and his piety is stirred. He too throws himself on the floor and shouts "Lord, I am nothing, I am nothing!"
The two holy men glance over at the janitor, then at each other, and one says to the other - under his breath: "well, well - look who think's he's nothing!"
Five cannibals get hired
Five cannibals get hired on as engineers at a large International Company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for a meal, so please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Vice Presidents, Corporate Lawyers, and Regional Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
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