Good Athlete Jokes
19 good athlete jokes and hilarious good athlete puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about good athlete that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Good Athlete Short Jokes
Short good athlete jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The good athlete humour may include short good swimmer jokes also.
- What did the judges say about the Russian athlete that lost a race? "Well, at least he Putin a good effort."
- How is a track and field athlete like an American soldier? They're both good at using javelins.
- Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues.
Thank you, thank you. - Why do b**... make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
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Good Athlete One Liners
Which good athlete one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with good athlete? I can suggest the ones about athletic and olympic runner.
- Why are unvaccinated children such good athletes? Because they can catch anything
- Why did Hillary put an Australian athlete on her ticket? She needed a good running mate.
- What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant
- Why does France have lots of track athletes? Because they are good runners.
Good Athlete Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about good athlete you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olympic athletes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make good athlete pranks.
This new girl joined our soccer team
I was amazed, she was exactly what we wanted
She was tall, she was athletic, her legs were long, she wasn't fragile and she was extremely good with her hands
The moment I saw her I knew,
She's a keeper.
Missing
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children. "The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children. "The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back? "
A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
The workout
A triathlete walks into a bar to replenish some carbs after a hard workout and orders a beer. "I just got done doing a 10-mile open water swim," he brags to the bartender. "Ten miles, huh? That's impressive," the bartender replies. "I'd struggle to do that much on a bike." "Yeah, well bikes aren't that good in water," the athlete says.
My wife and I played that game where you write down 5 people we're allowed to sleep with
Ourside of our marriage
She gave me her list and I scoffed at the predictability
Celebrities, athletes, she didn't stand a chance!
However as she read mine a look of complete horror swept over her face
And I was grabbing my coat when she screamed "where the h**... are you going?!"
"I'm going round to see your sister," I said "good luck getting through to George Clooney's agent"
A gem of a story from my grandfather.
My grandmother needed athlete's foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn't speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti f**... cream in hand. My grandfather asked how she managed to get the cream, to which my grandmother replied she just took her shoe off and showed the clerk. My grandfather replied, it's a good thing you didn't need hemorrhoid cream!
Classic IBM salesman joke
Three women about their husbands love making, and the first one says, "My husband is an athlete and when he makes love to me, he is so powerful that I am swept up in his body, and it's wonderful"
The second woman says, "My husband is a violinist, and when we make love, he knows how to play me like I'm an instrument, and it's overwhelming and wonderful"
The third woman says, "My husband is a salesman for IBM, and he doesn't actually make love to me, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."