Goober Jokes
8 goober jokes and hilarious goober puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goober that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Delightful Fun Goober Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good goober joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Grandpa's Rocking Chair
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your goober is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.
Google just bought Uber.
They are going to rename the company Goober.
I'm not saying the rural county I live in is full of hicks but instead of Uber
We have Goober
How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?
"I teach you the goober quench!"
I'm gonna start a taxi company and employ only lovable, silly, lighthearted drivers.
I'll call it Goober
Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober.
Google Fiber should be called Goober.
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