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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the m**... of Juan Gonzalez.

How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan

Two police officers were investigating the m**... of Juan Gonzalez.

1st officer: So how was he killed?
2nd officer: With a golf gun.
1st officer: A golf gun? What the h**...'s that?
2nd officer: I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.

So there was a m**... the other day...

A man by the name of Juan Gonzalez was killed, and there was almost no evidence left behind.
The local police called in the FBI because they couldn't find a single lead.
The FBI investigator comes to the crime scene and has the case solved almost immediately.
He was killed with a golf gun, he said.
Everyone looked around confused, because no one had ever heard of a golf gun.
He said, isn't it obvious? There's a hole in Juan!

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican rodent with a penchant for attention?

Needy Gonzalez

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