Gong Jokes
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I got a tattoo of a gong
Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
A man was proudly showing his new apartment to some friends, he had invited over last night.
They go to the bedroom and there is a big brass gong in the corner.
One of the guests asks, "What is that gong for?"
The host replies, "That is the talking clock."
Impressed, the guest asks again, "How does it work?"
The host says, "Watch", and hits the gong hard with a hammer.
From the other side of the wall, someone screams, "For gods sake, you idiot, it's 2 am in the morning."
Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
What would you call a gong that honks every time you hit?
Honk Gong
Why do gongs make people think of China?
Because they're a national cymbal.
It turns out that you can play a gong using air movement from pressure differences in a room.
It's true, you can play gong with the wind.
I held a meditation class at a retirement home once...
At the end of the session, which consisted mostly of breathing exercises, I procured a small gong and a mallet. I told all of them to close their eyes and focus on the sound of the gong, and to raise their hand when they could no longer hear it.
Everyone closed their eyes, and I struck the gong. A couple seconds later, no one raised their hands. A few more seconds later, the gong had become quite faint, and still no one raised their hands. I marvelled at how acute their hearing was. Soon, I was unable to hear the gong in my hands, and still none of their hands were raised!
Then one of them shouted, "Are you going to hit it or what?"
A man is stuck in a traffic jam
A man is struck in a traffic jam
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire politicians, and they are asking for a 1 million crore rupees ransom.
Otherwise, they are gong to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, and collection donations.
How much is everyone giving, an on average? the driver asks....
The man replied, "Roughly 2 liters"
*Edit 1 : I apologise for any grammatical errors. English is not my 1st language.
*Edit 2 : Wow! Thanks for the upvotes guys! I really appreciate it. Also this is my most upvoted post ever.
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