The Best 5 Gong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gong jokes. There are some gong loudly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gong timepiece puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gong Jokes and Puns

I got a tattoo of a gong

Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal

Talking clock

γ€€While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

γ€€γ€€"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

What would you call a gong that honks every time you hit?

Honk Gong

Why do gongs make people think of China?

Because they're a national cymbal.

It turns out that you can play a gong using air movement from pressure differences in a room.

It's true, you can play gong with the wind.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gong jing jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gong headboard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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