Golly Jokes
5 golly jokes and hilarious golly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about golly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Golly Jokes With Friends
Rib-Tickling Golly Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What is a good golly joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Thermos
A guy walks into a store and sees something. He asks what it is. "Why, it's a thermos." The clerk replies. "What does it do?" The man asks. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The clerk replies. "By golly, that's amazing!" The man replies. So he buys the thermos.
The next day he's walking down the street when he sees his friends. "What's that?" They ask. "Why, it's a thermos." The man replies. "What does it do?" The friends ask. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The man replies. "By golly that's amazing!" The friends exclaim, "what do you have in it?"
"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
A minister asked me, "Why do we spend hours on the internet but only minutes on our knees?"
I said "Golly!, reverend Keller, my boyfriend can't last that long.
I ordered a new kitchen sink and by golly that thing grew legs and knocked on my door.
Let that sink in.
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother making a cake
I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished. He said to his mother.
After about two hours, the cake had finally cooled off, and him mom brought a piece of cake to Johnny's room. Upon seeing the piece of cake, the young boy exclaimed: Golly. It works!
What works? Johnny's mom asked with a puzzled expression.
Daddy told me that, in order to get a piece around here, you have to be really nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Southern Ladies
Three southern ladies are sitting on a porch, talking about how much their husbands love them. The first lady says, "My husband loves me so much! He bought me this diamond ring!" The second lady responds, "Oh my!" and the third lady says, "Isn't that nice". The second lady then boasts to her friends, "Well, my husband loves me more! He bought me a Mercedes Benz!" The first lady gasps, "Golly! he does love you!" The third lady says, "Isn't that nice". They then proceed to sip their tea when the first lady looks over at the third and says, "Well, doesn't your husband love you? What did he buy you?" The third lady raises her eyebrows, looks at her and says, "My husband sent me to finishing school, so instead of saying f**... You' I say, 'Isn't that nice!'".
Share These Golly Jokes With Friends