gollum Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious gollum puns

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings' and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life...

Must be the same ring I put on when I got married...

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Why did Gollum leave the room every time Sam and Frodo lit their pipes?

He couldn't stand being around such filthy habitses.

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According to 'The Hobbit', Gollum was once a normal man.

The biggest mistake he made was putting on that ring, which drained him of his youth, vitality, and energy.

I got one of those when I was married.

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Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.

- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.

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The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of pubic wigs in Sarkel, Russia

...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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I bet Gollum goes nuts on the 5th day of Christmas

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They are the Token white guys.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Gollum?

A ring actually means something to Gollum.

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What's the difference between my husband and Gollum?

A ring actually means something to Gollum.

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What would happen if Frodo swallowed the ring?

Gollum would eat his ass.

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Frodo and Gollum became such great friends

At the end of the third movie Frodo gave him his digits.

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Why did Frodo not just kill Gollum the first time they met?

One does not simply walk into murder.

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Why did Gollum get executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What are the best Gollum puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Gollum? Well, here are the best jokes about Gollum to have fun with.

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