The Best 31 Golfers Jokes
Following is our collection of Golfers jokes which are very funny. There are some golfers par jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these golfers blind golfers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Golfers Jokes and Puns
Why don't good golfers cheat?
Cause they play the fairway.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer
were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
Incase he gets a hole in one
A joke about golfers.
Two men were playing golf one afternoon when just as they are about to play an important putt on the final hole for the match a large funeral procession passes by on the road at the side of the golf course. One of the men stops in mid putt, removes his cap, bows his head in prayer. The second man retorts "Woah man, that was really respectful". "Well, we had been married for over 25 years" said the other man.
Why are lucky golfers able to cheat on their spouses?
They always have good lies
Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
Why are there not more black golfers?
Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club.
How do golfers get away with cheating?
The unfairway
What do errant Jewish golfers shout?
Three ninety eight!
Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters.
Just in case they get a hole in one.
Why are women terrible golfers...
because they can't drive.
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Why are female golfers better than male golfers?
Because they swing both ways
What are golfers afraid of?
The bogey monster
How do most elderly golfers die?
They have a bad stroke
What are golfers afraid off?
The bogeyman
What do Special Olympics golfers always ask each other?
"What's your handicap?"
Blind Golfers
One day out on a golf course, a team of policemen, firemen, and engineers were getting ready to tee off, when another team of all blind golfers, who never shot above par, asked if they could go first. The policemen said, "we're impressed that you can golf blind, sure go ahead." The firemen said, "your inspiration to keep doing what you enjoy even though you can't see. Sure, you can go." The engineers said, "can't you just golf at night?"
Why do golfers bring extra pants?
Incase they get a hole in one.
why should golfers wear two shirts?
in case they get a hole in one
What do golfers and gay Mexicans have in common?
They both want to get the hole in juan
Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes.
That was a really nice thing to do, the second golfer says. It's good to see there is still some respect in the world.
Well, it's only right, the first golfer replies. I was married to her for 35 years.
Watched a one-sided football match between sportsmen and religious people.
Golfers: Fore Catholics: Kneel
Where do golfers go to get their drugs?
The sand trap.
Thanks.
How many golfers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why do golfers need two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one
What do you get when a condor, an ostrich, and an eagle walk into a bar?
Three golfers lying about their game
What do golfers do on their days off?
Putter around.
Why do golfers always keep spare socks with them?
Just in case they have hole in one.
Why do golfers always pack two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of socks?
Just in case they get a hole in one!
Why did the golfers wife call for help when he hit the ball out of bounds?
Because he stroked out!
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