Golf Wives Jokes
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A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a m**... are talking about their families.
The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The m**... speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
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Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is m**....
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
A Jewish guy, a catholic guy, and an all believer are all sitting at a bar
So on they talk until the Jewish guys starts talking about his sons and he says "well I got four sons and if I had one more I'd have a basketball team"
So on the catholic goes and says "that's nice but I have ten sons, one more and I'd have a baseball team"
So now they both look at this last guy who's just clapping and begins to talk "pretty good but I got 17 wives and one more and I would have a golf course"
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Hall s**...
Three guys were standing around the golf course talking about how often they have s**... with their wives.
The first guys says, "I'm lucky if I get s**... once a month. and if we do its just regular old m**... style s**...." The other two guys shake their heads in understanding.
The second guy says, "I get to have s**... with my wife a couple of times a month and she lets me do it m**... and d**...." The other two guys again shake their heads in understanding.
The third guy says, "me and my wife have s**... every day." His two buddies look at him in amazement and one of them asks, "What kind of s**... do yall have?" The guys looks at him and says, "We have hall s**...."
His buddies look at him and one says, "Hall s**...? I've never heard of that."
The guy looks at him and says, "When we pass each other in the hall we look at each other and say, 'Fuck You'."
Three sheiks brag about the size of their family
I have 5 sons. If I wanted to I could form my own basketball team.
Oh yeah? Well I have 11 sons. If I wanted to I could form my own football team.
The third one is in a pinch, since he was blessed only with daughters. But then he thinks of something to brag about.
Oh yeah? Well I have 18 wives.
The other two look at him wondering what sport needs 18 members in its team or how women can be involved. Then the answer comes.
If I wanted to I could form my own golf course.
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