Golf Tournament Jokes
14 golf tournament jokes and hilarious golf tournament puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about golf tournament that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Golf Tournament Short Jokes
Short golf tournament jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The golf tournament humour may include short golf jokes also.
- Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament? Because they weren't members.
- TIL in the 79s Leggs pantyhose and Richard Pryor sponsored a golf tournament. It was called the Pryor Leggs Open.
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Golf Tournament One Liners
Which golf tournament one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with golf tournament? I can suggest the ones about golf course and golf putting.
- How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws.
- What does a German man bring to a golf tournament? His nein Iron
- I used to wonder... ...why golf tournaments aren't called s**...-Offs
Then I turned 12.
Laughter Golf Tournament Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about golf tournament you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean couples golf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make golf tournament pranks.
A boss calls a meeting to discuss employees taking sick days when they aren't sick.
He had suspected that this had been happening, but he finally had his proof. He held up a copy of the newspaper, and in the sports section, there was an article about an employee, who had supposedly been sick, winning a golf tournament.
Wow said someone in the back. Imagine the score he could've gotten if he wasn't sick
A man enters a golfing tournament...
... but he is terrible at golf. However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course. He says to the man,
"I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry."
The man agrees.
After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name.
The man says:
"Father Smith" as he adjusts his priest's collar.
(A priest joke with 100% less p**...!)
Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament
At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... d**... -- I could win this thing!!!
Chung Hoi
A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament.
From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king.
He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament.
The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV.
A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here."
He begins to have s**... with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it.
At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited.
He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!"
One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"
Golf in Japan
An American golfer went to Japan for a tournament. The night before he met a woman, and although neither spoke a word of the other's language, he managed to get the point across. They got into bed and when he stuck it in her she yelled something in Japanese which he took to me she was in ecstasy. The next day the golfer played in his tournament against a Japanese golfer. The Japanese golfer sank a tricky putt so the American golfer thought he'd compliment him but repeating the Japanese words he heard the night before. The Japanese golfer looked surprised and said What do you mean wrong hole?
Just another round of Union negotiations . .
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, This man, he announced, called in sick yesterday! There, on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
A union negotiator broke the silence in the room. Wow, he said. Just think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick."