Golf Outing Jokes
5 golf outing jokes and hilarious golf outing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about golf outing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Golf Outing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good golf outing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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A business man goes to Japan for a business meeting...
This man gets there late at night. He was feeling a little lonely, so he got a Japanese h**.... He has his way with the h**... and feels like he did a pretty good job, considering she was screaming out one word the entire time in Japanese. The next day, this man went golfing with the Japanese business men he was going to meet with. During their golf outing, he gets a hole in one! The Japanese men start screaming and celebrating in Japanese words. The man got very excited too and yelled out the only Japanese word he could think of, and that was the one he learned from his h**.... He yelled out this word, and all the Japanese business men look at him strangely. One of them comes up to the business man and asks "what you mean wrong hole?"
Dave came home later than usual from his Sunday golf outing...
He looked thoroughly worn out.
"Tough day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Oh, you have no idea," he said. "The first nine holes were great. But then Steve had a heart attack and died. For the whole back nine, it was 'hit the ball, drag Steve, hit the ball, drag Steve."
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A company decides to build a s**... club across the street from a mini-golf place.
A bunch of people were really upset about this, and you can't really blame them. I mean, who wants to be enjoying a nice family outing only to look across the street and see some losers playing mini-golf?
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A married couple go golfing every year for their anniversary.
During their 50th anniversary outing, the husband says, "Honey, I love you very much but I have to be honest with you. Early in our marriage I had an affair. It was strictly s**..., and it ended quickly."
His wife smiles and forgives him, but after a couple holes says, "Since we're confessing old transgressions, I should tell you that before we were married... I was a man."
The husband pauses, then becomes furious. He throws his hat to the ground, turns beat red and paces around. Finally he says, "You mean to tell me I've let you tee off from the women's tee all these years for nothing!"
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Four fathers are on a golf outing. One of the fathers has to take a leak, so he wanders into the woods. The other three start talking about how their sons have been.
The first dad says "Well, i'm really proud of my son, he's become a major success in the real estate business and just got a free house!"
The second father chirps in, "Well my son is doing better than I could have imagined! He's gotten major promotions at his car dealership and got himself a free car!"
The last father says "That's great and all, but my son is a wall-street mogul and he got a killer stock portfolio that has turned quite a profit for free!"
The fourth father finally emerges from the woods. They all ask him how his son is doing. The fourth dad sighs.
"Well there's good news and bad news about my son... The bad news is he just revealed that he is gay...
The good news is that he just got a free house, car, and stock portfolio from his past three boyfriends."
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