Goldilocks Jokes
6 goldilocks jokes and hilarious goldilocks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goldilocks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week
They exchanged numbers
Goldilocks was killed last night
The murderers did it with their own bear hands
I always wondered how in Goldilocks, the same serving of porridge could be too hot, too cold and just right at the same time.
Then I remembered Hot Pockets
Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes
Current leads suggest that the bears' location to be somewhere in the goldilock zone
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My son, 9 years old told me these jokes on different days and I wrote them all down as he told them.
What did the the dancer say when he found proof:
he found evi-dance
What did the lazy person buy at the store?
A Nap-kin
What is a goldfishes favorite story?
Goldilocks
What did the musician say when he was safe?
I'm safe and SOUND.
What do butts like to push best?
b**...
What dinosaur make the best music?
Rap-tors
What does pizza hate to get?
Pizzeria
Goldilocks gets lost wandering in the woods and happens upon the three bears' house
She walks in and sees a table with three bowls of porridge and three bottles of liquor. She's hungry so she eats the big bowl of porridge. She's thirsty so she drinks the medium bottle of liquor. She gets tired so she goes to sleep in the little bed. The bears get back home and the big bear exclaims: "Hey someone ate my porridge!" To which the medium bear responds: "Who cares about your porridge - someone drank my liquor!" The little bear turns to the two and says calmly: "Let's all just relax and call it a day."
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