Golden Shower Jokes
61 golden shower jokes and hilarious golden shower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about golden shower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short golden shower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The golden shower humour may include short showering jokes also.
- Trump and Melania are in bed... Melania says she wants to get a few new things for their house. Trump replies about what he'd like in return.. Melania replies "Donald, our shower is already golden"
- Why is Trump so keen to stay with the queen in the UK? He heard she has golden bathrooms and can't wait to try out the showers.
- What does the iconic bridge in San Francisco and my favorite shower have in common? They're both golden.
- What's the difference between the Trump Hotel and the Moscow Ritz-Carlton? The Trump Hotel has golden windows on the outside, but the Ritz-Carlton has golden showers in your room.
- How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain? Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.
- I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the g**... thing. I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.
- What do a plate of homemade brownies and a g**... have in common? u**... for a treat.
- What did the g**... club tell me when the accepted my application? u**....
- What do you call it when a guy gives his mother a g**...? An Oedipiss.
- last weekend was my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary So we threw them a g**....
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Golden Shower One Liners
Which golden shower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with golden shower? I can suggest the ones about meteor shower and public urination.
- My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)
- What do you call a pirate that likes golden showers? ARRRRRRRRR Kelly
- If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?
- Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui.
Courtesy of Stewart Francis. - How rich is the President? Rich enough to get golden showers.
- What do Golden Knights do after their games? Take golden showers
- King Midas doesn't like baths He likes golden showers.
- What do Trump and R. Kelly have in common? Golden Showers.
- Is my French girlfriend fond of golden showers? Oui...
- What do baby showers and golden showers have in common? Nothing, you sick pervert!
- Does my French wife like golden showers? Oui
- Why didn't King Midas like to take a shower? They were always golden!
- Did you hear about the g**... club... Once you're in, u**....
- Why does King Midas have terrible hygiene? He starts each day with a g**....
- Let's Not Make Jokes About Golden Showers, Alright? They're p**...-pour.
Golden Shower Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about golden shower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean public restroom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make golden shower pranks.
A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.
On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.
Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.
After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.
After 30 minutes on the treadmill he collapses from exhaustion, and says f**... me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.'
What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a g**...?
You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you.
What's yellow, kinda sour, and can be warm?
A g**....
Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party...
A g**...?
What does a polite Southerner call a g**...?
Cuntrytime Lemonade
I asked my french girlfriend whether she wanted a g**......
Oui.
What do you call an Anglican who has a f**... for golden showers?
An E-**p**...**-copalian!
I've got a g**... head I'm trying to get rid of. Any takers?
Maybe I should just liquify it.
What did the news station give to their best weatherman?
a g**...
Curtain!
I asked for a g**... curtain!
What's the difference between a normal shower and a g**...?
I don't drink everything that comes out of the spout of a normal shower.
Do golden-shower and watersports f**... sites have URLs?
Nope, they just have IP addresses
What do you call a shower with no water?
A g**....
Where do you get gilded shower thoughts from?
A g**....
What did the girlfriend say when her boyfriend finally told her about his g**... f**...?
"Don't worry, I'm into what u**... to."
The CEO of a successful hummus production company talking to his financial advisor...
Our profitability is at an all-time high, we have over 2,500 employees and everyone seems happy. I feel like I've done all I can in the hummus business world and I want to branch out. This might sound strange, but I've always wanted to create and manage a g**..., f**...-type website. What are your thoughts on that?
The advisor, with a puzzled look on his face, pauses for a few seconds and responds: I think you need to be more versatile with your investments. You'd be taking on a huge risk considering the profitability of both companies would be 100% reliant on chickpea.
I came out to my girlfriend about being a g**... fanatic today...
I told her straight up, Either u**..., or you're out!
How do you say g**...' in Russian?
Kompromat.
How is hummus like a g**...?
They're both made of chickpea.
What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common?
Everyone knows u**... over your head
A woman once asked me about golden showers.
u**... over your head, I replied.