Golden Girl Jokes
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A guy moves his mom into a nursing home, settles her in, and heads home
As she's sitting in her chair watching Golden Girls, she slumps over to the side and has a strange expression on her face.
Seeing this, one of the caretakers rushes over and props her back up.
Then, during Matlock, she slumps again and is promptly attended to.
During Wheel of Fortune, the same thing happens again - then it was time for dinner and finally it was time for bed.
The next day, the son comes back and says, "mom, how was you first day?"
She says "The food's alright, but they won't let you f**..."
I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia...
Because she's my Golden Girl.
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.
The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven.
Upon entering the gate, they were halted
by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you
must answer this simple question.". "Which is ...?",
they replied in unison. "Have you been a good girl?",
he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes", she said. "I was a v**... before I got
married and was still v**... even after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ...
the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a v**... before I
got married but was not after I got married." "Very good",
said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically had s**... with
every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere,
anytime."
"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ...
my room key."
The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head.
and now its in yours too. Your welcome.
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Have you been a good girl?
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven.
Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter told the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?" they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes," she said. "I was a v**... before I got married, and was still v**... even after I got married."
"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good," she said. "I was a v**... before I got married, but was not after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically had s**... with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."
"Very good," said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."
Jo who?
Jo mama! [The Golden Girls]
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