Golden Gate Bridge Jokes
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- Did you know the Golden Gate Bridge and Brooklyn Bridge have twitter accounts? They are both suspended.
- A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: "Now entering San Francisco, chains required… …whips optional"
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Golden Gate Bridge One Liners
Which golden gate bridge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with golden gate bridge? I can suggest the ones about gates and garden gate.
- Why is the California golden gate bridge a great compass? It is collapsible
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Golden Gate Bridge Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge
Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump.
I said, "Don't jump."
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! What denomination?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference, or Northern Conservative Baptist, Eastern Conference?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him off.
--Emo Philips
My wife and I are finally planning a trip to San Francisco for my life long dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.
She said, What are you going to do when you finally see it?
I said, Let's cross that bridge when we get there.
A black man and a white man are crossing the golden gate bridge.
When both of them get the urge to take a wizz so they start urinating from the bridge.
The white man comments to the black man how dirty the water is to which the black man replies.
And cold too.
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Did you hear about the registered donor who had a car c**... on the Golden Gate Bridge?
He left his heart in San Francisco.
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A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus
all jump from the golden gate bridge at the same time. Who makes the biggest splash? The dumb blonde, because the others don't exist!
A comment following the video of two different camera views of the guy falling off that drone motorcycle thing reminded me of this oldie but goodie: a guy walks into a bar....
....sits down, orders a beer, and is watching the 5 o'clock news: footage of a guy about to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Bartender says I bet you $100 he does it. Guy takes the bet, and not long after has to pay up...
A few minutes later, bartender comes back. I'm sorry man, I can't take your money. I won't lie, I saw this guy on the noon news, I knew he was gonna jump. Customer replies No, no, you won it fair and square. I saw the noon news too, but It looked so rough I never thought he'd do it twice!!
A blonde and a red head met in a bar after work...
...for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, I'll take that bet!
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.
The blonde replied, Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!