Gold Miner Jokes
42 gold miner jokes and hilarious gold miner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gold miner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gold Miner Short Jokes
Short gold miner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gold miner humour may include short gold prospector jokes also.
- After years of digging, a gold prospector finally found a small amount of a precious metal It was a miner success.
- A miner said he could make anyone laugh He showed me something
And I immediately burst out laughing
What was it?
A shiny yellow stone
It was comedy gold - My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said Either ore.
- A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!' - How do you turn down a materialistic woman? Tell her: liking you for your money makes her a gold digger...
...and it's a felony to sleep with a miner. - Why did the bouncer not allow gold digger in the bar? Cause miners are strictly prohibited
- What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au
- Miners don't have it easy on Jokes. As a matter of fact, I've never seen any strike gold here.
- Why were there no bars open during the Gold Rush? It's i**... to sell alcohol to miners.
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Gold Miner One Liners
Which gold miner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gold miner? I can suggest the ones about coal miner and gold mined.
- I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It's just a miner injury.
- I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
- What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
- Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
- Why did the gold go to jail? It made contact with a miner.
- I dated a miner once She was a gold digger.
- What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!
- A gold digger walks into a bar They didn't let him in because miners are not allowed.
- I broke up with my miner husband He was such a gold-digger
- What did the gold miner shout to the thief as he ran away... Au you got my gold.
- Why did the miner moan when he struck gold? He was having an ore-gasm.
- What did the miner say when it turns out he found Pyrite instead of gold? Auuuuuuu!
- Why did the man that hates miners leave his wife? She was a gold digger
- Why couldn't the gold digger but his girlfriend a drink? Because he was a miner
- What did the little minor say to the elderly miner? You're getting gold!
Cheerful Fun Gold Miner Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about gold miner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gold digging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gold miner pranks.
Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for
For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.
Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers."
Old Joe and the miner
A grizzled old miner comes out of the wilderness and steps into the pub. Pulling out a gold nugget and placing it on the bar he asks the bartender "You got any whiskey in this establishment?"
The bartender complies and places a glass and a bottle in front of the miner.
After a few drinks the miner asks the bartender "You got any women in this establishment?"
The bartender replies "No, but we've got old Joe out back."
The miner shakes his head and says. "It's been a long while, but I'm not into that sort of thing."
After quite a few more drinks he calls the bartender over again and says "So lets say I was into that sort of thing after all, who would have to know about it?"
"Just you, me and those guys at the table over there" replies the bartender.
"Those guys? Why would those guys need to know?" asks the miner
"Well they gotta hold Old Joe down. He's not into that sort of thing either."
A miner walks into a San Francisco bar.
He's been working out in the gold mines for 6 months and is desperately craving the company of a woman. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "I don't suppose you have any women? I haven't had s**... in months..."
The bartender replies, "No, sorry... BUT we do have c**... Charlie out back if you want".
The miner says "Thanks, but I don't swing that way", and turns around and heads back to the mines.
He comes back in another 6 months, and asks again. "Do you have any women since I was here last time?"
"No, but we still have c**... Charlie"
"Sorry, I don't swing that way". The miner buys a whiskey and turns around and walks out the door and goes back to work in the mines.
6 months after that, the miner comes back to the bar.
"You get any women? It's been a year since my first visit..."
"No man, sorry. We still have c**... Charlie though".
Now, the miner is pretty desperate at this point. It's been 18 months since he last got laid, and he's tired of waiting. After some deep consideration, the miner sighs and says, "Alright fine. The only people that'll know about this is you, me, and c**... Charlie, right?"
"Yep. And the two men that hold him down," says the bartender.
"Why would there be two men holding him down?" The miner asks with a confused look on his face.
"c**... Charlie doesn't swing that way either".