Gold Digging Jokes
22 gold digging jokes and hilarious gold digging puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gold digging that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Gold Digging Short Jokes
Short gold digging jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gold digging humour may include short gold mined jokes also.
- I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold. I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
- After years of digging, a gold prospector finally found a small amount of a precious metal It was a miner success.
- While renovating my fence I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with silver, gold and platinum The things you get by re-posting.
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Gold Digging One Liners
Which gold digging one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gold digging? I can suggest the ones about gold miner and gold prospector.
- I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It's just a miner injury.
- I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
- What algorithm does Amber Heard use to dig for gold? Depp First Search.
- Did you here what happened to the guy digging for gold? Nothing big, just minor issues.
- Chicks dig golden retrievers One can even say they are "Gold Diggers"
- Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
- What does a gold digger use to dig? A h**...
Gold Digging Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about gold digging you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gold coins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gold digging pranks.
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John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...
Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist
"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"
"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"
"That's what I said, a whole p**... of gold coins!"
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?
Gold digging
A farmer retires, and passes on the family farm to his son.
Without interest in growing crops, the son sells half the land to buy an excavator.
The son has the dream of striking it rich, without years of toiling as a farmer.
He begins to spend all day on the remaining land with the excavator, moving dirt, and filtering its contents, looking for gold.
The father, horrified at the result of the land, approaches his son, "You were supposed to use this land to farm! What happened?"
The son replies, "It's mine now!" and goes back to digging.
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Toll Joke my buddy made up.
A young new toll operator is having his first day on the job with a skilled veteran of the booth. As they work in their conjoined shift, the veteran points out a gold Mercedes pulling up in the toll line. The Veteran nudges the kid and says " Dat guy dere ain't gone pay his full toll. " the young new worker looks at his predecessor like he's crazy. As the car pulls up, the driver is furiously digging for change. "I am so sorry! All I have is 73 cents!" The driver exclaimed. The Veteran nods him through anyway and then turns to the incredulous newbie and says "Toll jew"