Gold Coins Jokes
23 gold coins jokes and hilarious gold coins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gold coins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gold Coins Short Jokes
Short gold coins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gold coins humour may include short gold bars jokes also.
- When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back
- Did you hear about the man who found a chest full of fake gold coins? He was a really bad Pyrite
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Gold Coins One Liners
Which gold coins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gold coins? I can suggest the ones about dollar coins and old coin.
- Some weird German kid just gave me a gold coin. Thanks for the gold, strange kinder!
- How did man lose gold tooth? He bit coin.
- Dave the dragon loved to collect shiny gold coins. It had 3 heads and 2 tails.
- What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins.
- A friend of mine found a gold coin in a lump of earth......... Lucky sod !
Comical Gold Coins Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about gold coins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gold mined jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gold coins pranks.
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
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John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...
Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist
"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"
"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"
"That's what I said, a whole p**... of gold coins!"
When traveling the coast, a struggling merchant and his wife come accross a giant beached whale with gold coins oozing from its mouth. When his wife asked if they should take the gold for themselves, the merchant replied...
"Midas whale"
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As a black person, what first comes to mind in St.Patricks Day?
Is it the color green? The beer? The p**... of gold coins?
Not the gold coins man, just the p**....
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A priest goes to the barber and has his hair cut.
He wants to pay but the barber says it is free of charge for a man of faith. The next morning the barber finds 5 silver coins in front of his door.
A buddhist goes to the barber and has his head s**.... He wants to pay but the barber says it is free of charge for a man of faith. The next morning the barber finds 5 gold coins in front of his door.
A rabbi goes to the barber and has his hair trimmed. He wants to pay but the barber says it is free of charge for a man of faith. The next morning the barber finds 5 rabbis in front of his door.
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So, I was walking through the woods the other day, when I found a huge pile of gold coins.
But before I could grab any, a spirit appeared and said, "Be warned! This treasure is cursed. If you take all these coins, you'll turn into a dog!"
"So," I asked, "What if I just take *some* of the treasure?"
"Well, then I guess you'll just turn partially into a dog," said the spirit.
I had to think about it for a while. I mean, I really needed the money, but that curse, it gave me pause.
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p**... Englishman, p**... Irishman and p**... Scottish man were at the playground when a leprechaun appeared....
"Lads" says the Leprechaun, pointing to his right: "this is a wishing slide, when you slide down it, just make a wish, and whatever it is ya wish for, you'll land in it!".
"Ok, i'll give it a go" says p**... Englishman.
He begins to climb the ladder.
"Nice and loud now" reminds the Leprechaun.
"GOLD!" Shouts p**... Englishman man as he begins to slide down, and sure enough, he lands in a pile of gold coins.
"I'm next" says p**... Scottishman running up the ladder....
"MONEY" he shouts, and just like before, he lands in a big pile of cash.
"Now it's my turn" says p**... Irishman, who , in all his excitement, forgot he was supposed to wish for something....
"WEEEEEE!" he says all the way down,
So he lands in it!
Elderly Woman and Her Cat
An elderly woman sitting on her porch, petting her beloved cat. A genie walks up her sidewalk. "Ma'am, you have lived a happy and simple life, I wish to grant you three wishes."
The woman smiles, "Oh, I have to think, well, I would like to be 18 again." The genie nods his head and she transforms into her 18 years old self. "I would like lots of money!" she wishes. He nods again and piles of gold and coins pile all beside her. The woman stops, "My cat here has been loyal and sweet, could you turn him into a young, handsome man?" The genie nods his head a third time and disappears. Turning around she sees a young man, fit, gorgeous and perfect.
"Why hello" she says coyly. He looks at her, "Don't look at me, you had me neutered."
A Buddhist monk, a priest, and a rabbi go to the barber for a haircut...
The priest goes in for a haircut first. When he was paying at the counter, the barber tells him that he is a man of god, so he doesn't have to pay. The priest thanks him, and the next morning the barber finds 10 gold coins on his counter.
The next day, the Buddhist monk goes in for a haircut. When he was paying, the barber tells him that he doesn't have to pay, as he was a monk and all of that meditating and praying was hard work. The next morning, the barber finds 10 rubies on his counter.
The next day, the rabbi goes in for a haircut. When he goes to pay, the barber tells him that he is a shepherd of his people and he does not have to pay. The Rabbi thanks him and leaves. The next day, 10 rabbis go into his shop for a haircut.
Three friends are exploring an abandoned theme park when they come across a mysterious water slide.
At the top of the slide is a sign that reads 'As you descend, shout out your wish and it shall be granted'.
The first friend goes down the slide and shouts 'I WANT LOADS OF GOLD!', and sure enough at the bottom he lands in a huge pool of gold coins.
The second friend, seeing this, goes down and shouts 'I WANT A THOUSAND APPLE SHARES!' When he reaches the bottom he lands in a huge pile of share certificates.
The third friend, very excited, slings his legs over the edge, pushes himself off down the slide, and shouts 'WHEEEEEEEE!'
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I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!
A poor peasant is traveling the w**... paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.
Robin Hood: "HALT!"
"I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"
Peasant: "I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"
Robin Hood: "Very well then poor man, take this!"
Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins. He then fades away into the forest.
The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: "I can't believe it, I'm Rich!"
"HALT!"