The Best 21 Goku Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Goku jokes. There are some goku saiyan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these goku lois puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Goku Jokes and Puns

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Obedient husband

Little boy was curious why did his father do everything his mother asked, so one day he asked his dad: "Dad, why are you so obedient. None of other dads listen to their wife's like you."
Dad said: "Well, you see son, when you were born, your mother and I made a deal. If she would allow me to give you your name I would do anything she asks for the rest of our lives"
"Was it worth it, dad."
"It sure was, Goku."

What do you call it when Goku turns a greenish-blue?

Super Cyan

Goku joke, What do you call it when Goku turns a greenish-blue?

I tried changing my password to "Goku"

But facebook said it was too weak.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?

Because he is a cyan

What is a quote by Goku called?

A Super Saiyan

What kitchen appliance does Goku have to become Super Saiyan to use?

The Frieza!

Goku joke, What kitchen appliance does Goku have to become Super Saiyan to use?

How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.

But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Most girls can't handle Goku

He has Dragon balls

Why did Gohan go to the kitchen?

To goku the frieza to get the vegeta-bles for the minestrone.

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Where does Goku keep his ice cream?

In the Frieza.

Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin walk into a bar...

[Found out the punchline of this joke on the next Dragon Ball Z!]

Why doesn't Goku have a therapist?

Because he's super sane.

What does Goku eat


Why doesn't Goku work?

Because Vegeta usually does the job for him

Goku joke, Why doesn't Goku work?

Why wasn't Goku happy about his family's most recent family photo?

He wasn't "shonen" It!

What do you call Goku trying to casually explain something?

He's just Saiyan

What did Bulma say to Goku after he flew her over to Paris on his magic flying cloud?

Merci Goku.

What did the French people say to Goku after he saved their lives?

Merci Goku!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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