Goku Jokes
29 goku jokes and hilarious goku puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goku that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Goku Short Jokes
Short goku jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goku humour may include short invisibility jokes also.
- Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin walk into a bar... [Found out the punchline of this joke on the next Dragon Ball Z!]
- Why did Gohan go to the kitchen? To goku the frieza to get the vegeta-bles for the minestrone.
- What did Bulma say to Goku after he flew her over to Paris on his magic flying cloud? Merci Goku.
- What did the French people say to Goku after he saved their lives? Merci Goku!
- What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
- Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
- Why couldn't Vegeta defeat Goku 1 on 1? Because Goku went Vegetarian
- Why did Bulma get with Goku? Because she was feeling Shameless.
(Emmy Rossum and Justin Chatwin) - Why didn't Goku finish the large tempura shrimp roll? He was Crunchyroll content.
- What did Trunks say when a soldier was about to shoot Goku? Don't shoot, he's not Black
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Goku One Liners
Which goku one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goku? I can suggest the ones about superpower and superman.
- Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
- What do you call it when Goku turns a greenish-blue? Super Cyan
- I tried changing my password to "Goku" But facebook said it was too weak.
- Why does goku play as light blue in among us? Because he is a cyan
- What is a quote by Goku called? A Super Saiyan
- What kitchen appliance does Goku have to become Super Saiyan to use? The Frieza!
- How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
- What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science.
- What is Goku's cellular carrier of choice? SaiyanT&T
- Where does Goku keep his ice cream? In the Frieza.
- Why doesn't Goku have a therapist? Because he's super sane.
- What does Goku eat manga
- Why doesn't Goku work? Because Vegeta usually does the job for him
- Why wasn't Goku happy about his family's most recent family photo? He wasn't "shonen" It!
- What do you call Goku trying to casually explain something? He's just Saiyan
Cheerful Fun Goku Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about goku you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zeppelin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goku pranks.
Obedient husband
Little boy was curious why did his father do everything his mother asked, so one day he asked his dad: "Dad, why are you so obedient. None of other dads listen to their wife's like you."
Dad said: "Well, you see son, when you were born, your mother and I made a deal. If she would allow me to give you your name I would do anything she asks for the rest of our lives"
"Was it worth it, dad."
"It sure was, Goku."
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