goku Jokes

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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Obedient husband

Little boy was curious why did his father do everything his mother asked, so one day he asked his dad: "Dad, why are you so obedient. None of other dads listen to their wife's like you."
Dad said: "Well, you see son, when you were born, your mother and I made a deal. If she would allow me to give you your name I would do anything she asks for the rest of our lives"
"Was it worth it, dad."
"It sure was, Goku."

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What do you call it when Goku turns a greenish-blue?

Super Cyan

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I tried changing my password to "Goku"

But facebook said it was too weak.

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What kitchen appliance does Goku have to become Super Saiyan to use?

The Frieza!

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How many 'Dragonball Z' characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-over a six episode arc.



But Goku is the one to screw it in after mastering transformation into a Super Sayin Electrician.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Where does Goku keep his ice cream?

In the Frieza.

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Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin walk into a bar...

[Found out the punchline of this joke on the next Dragon Ball Z!]

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What do you call Goku trying to casually explain something?

He's just Saiyan

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What does Goku eat

manga

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Why didn't Goku finish the large tempura shrimp roll?

He was Crunchyroll content.

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Why did Bulma get with Goku?

Because she was feeling Shameless.

(Emmy Rossum and Justin Chatwin)

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Why did Gohan go to the kitchen?

To goku the frieza to get the vegeta-bles for the minestrone.

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Why couldn't Vegeta defeat Goku 1 on 1?

Because Goku went Vegetarian

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Why doesn't Goku have a therapist?

Because he's super sane.

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After the Android Saga, Krillin bring the unconscious android home.

Goku asks "are you going to...?

Krillin smiles and says "it's okay she's 18".

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Goku has a big chance to...

Go coo at a bird.

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What did the French people say to Goku after he saved their lives?

Merci Goku!

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What did Trunks say when a soldier was about to shoot Goku?

Don't shoot, he's not Black

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Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with?

- Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin?
- With 18

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Why wasn't Goku happy about his family's most recent family photo?

He wasn't "shonen" It!

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What did Bulma say to Goku after he flew her over to Paris on his magic flying cloud?

Merci Goku.

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Why doesn't Goku work?

Because Vegeta usually does the job for him

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

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Why is SSJ3 Goku my cellphone background?

Because it always needs to charge.

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What are the most funny Goku jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Goku? Well, here are the best Goku dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Goku pick up lines to share with friends.

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