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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip.
Happy Halloween :)

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Doctors advice

My doctor told me that going commando was healthy, but I got 20years in jail instead. Somehow I think killing my infant brother with my dads bowie knife was'nt what he meant.

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My girlfriend replaced all her p**... with invisible ones, because they're fashionable.

But now she can't find them anywhere, leaving her no choice but to go commando everyday.

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What do you call a breeze when you're going commando?

A big-*a**...* draft

When guys don't wear underwear it's called going commando.

I call it ballsy

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