Goin Jokes
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Non-alcoholic beer is a lot like goin down on your cousin...
It tastes the same but it just ain't right
I been going to the same office since a little kid, so I feel obligated to keep goin, but lately the prostate exams are getting longer and more painful. Last time he even rubbed my shoulders during the exam...
I think I should look for a new dentist....
A man goes up to an indian woman...
he says "you must be ladesh?"
she goes "what do you mean?"
"well this summer, im goin to bangladesh"
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Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street...
One says, "why don't you look where you're goin" and the other says "why don't you go where you're lookin!"
I'm goint to brew a stout beer named stdout
..that you can import!
Two ducks from Belfast are flying together
One says "Quack, Quack"
The other says "I'm goin as quack as I can!"
Santa is stressed...
Many years ago on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is preparing for his big day tomorrow but nothing is goin well. Half the reindeer are sick, the elves are behind on their work and Mrs Claus' mother-in-law just arrived for the week.
But then an angel appeared at Santa's door with a Christmas tree just for him.
Santa answered the door to find the angel in front of him. Smiling the angel said to Santa
"I found this tree to brighten up your Christmas, now where would you like me to put it?"
And that is how to tradition of the angel at the top of the tree started.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy.
The first guy says, "That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"
The other guy says "I'm Irish".
First guy says "I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?"
The second guy says "Dublin".
First guy:"Me too! When did you graduate?"
SG:"1978. What about you?"
FG:"I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?"
SG:"Saint Mary's. and you?"
FG"I went to Saint Mary's too!"
About that time, a new person walks into the bar. says to the bartender, "What's goin on?"
The bartender says, "oh nothing much, the O'Reilly brothers are drunk again."
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