goering Jokes

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Hitler walks into a room... (sorry if repost)

...and says to his staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."


You know, nobody is really interested in the other Nazi Party higher-ups.

Usually because it's Goering.


What's the most racist South East Asian food?

Nazi Goering (Nasi Goreng)


We used to say to be a good Nazi

You had to be as slim as Goering, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.


What are the most funny Goering jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Goering? Well, here are the best Goering dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Goering pick up lines to share with friends.


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