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In 1940 Goebbels made a speech...

Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio.

Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi...


Hitler is in his Bunker

One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks Hitler, clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies Hitler, "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says Hitler, "then send two divisions."


What Does A Nazi Turkey Say?

Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels


Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch.

Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch after watching the Japanese ambassador eat an entire octopus. Goebbels says to Hitler "What should we eat"? Hitler says "definitely not sea food".


What does a Nazi do when he sees a nice, juicy cheeseburger?

He Goebbels it up.


How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels


Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.


So Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin go to hell...

They have to cross the swamp of revelation on their way. The more they lied, the more they will sink into it. Mussolini goes first, he sinks down to his belly button. Stalin goes next, he sinks to the chest.

Then comes Hitler, he barely even sinks. Stalin asks him "Adolf, how do you do this?

Hitler replies "I'm standing on top of Goebbels"


What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving?

Goebel Goebbels.


Why was the female turkey such a good fit for the Nazi party?

Herr Goebbels.


Why are Jews so afraid of turkeys?

Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels!


What did Goebbels say when Hitler sneezed?



Why is Thanksgiving the Alt-Right's favorite holiday?

Goebbels, Goebbels.


What do you call a Nazi Christmas song?

Jing Goebbels.


We used to say to be a good Nazi

You had to be as slim as Goering, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.


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