The Best 5 Goebbels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Goebbels jokes. There are some goebbels nuremberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these goebbels himmler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Goebbels Jokes and Puns

Hitler is in his Bunker

One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says "enter" and Goebbels walks in.
"What is it Goebbels? Can't you see I'm busy?!" asks Hitler, clearly irritated.
"Mein Fuhrer," says Goebbels, "I have news. The Italians joined the war today."
"No problem," replies Hitler, "send a division against them."
"Mein Fuhrer, they are on our side."
"Ah," says Hitler, "then send two divisions."

Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch.

Hitler and Goebbels go out to lunch after watching the Japanese ambassador eat an entire octopus. Goebbels says to Hitler "What should we eat"? Hitler says "definitely not sea food".

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

Why is Thanksgiving the Alt-Right's favorite holiday?

Goebbels, Goebbels.


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