Godzilla Jokes
37 godzilla jokes and hilarious godzilla puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about godzilla that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some hilarious Godzilla jokes to tell your friends? We've got you covered with a selection of the funniest Godzilla puns about Godzilla vs Kong, Godzilla birthday, oysters and crustaceans- all inspired by the famous Japanese monster! Get ready for some laughter!
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Funniest Godzilla Short Jokes
Short godzilla jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The godzilla humour may include short oyster jokes also.
- If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
- So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead.
- The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla.
- Apparently the Japanese made a pie chart showing how afraid they are of Godzilla... then one of them made it their national flag.
- Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs.
I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast. - Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju
- Godzilla finally decided it was time to go to medical school… because he really knew how to handle himself in an emerge-in-sea situation.
- Did you hear that Godzilla threw up? No? Really? It's all over town!
- If Godzilla was Korean it'd be Seoul destroying.
- Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Godzilla One Liners
Which godzilla one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with godzilla? I can suggest the ones about monster and superman.
- What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper
- what did Godzilla call his son? Jesuszilla
- What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!
- What do you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners.
- I just watched Godzilla Vs. Kong, it was awful... ...One could even say it's Monstrous
- Why couldn't Godzilla eat the hotel? Because it was too suite.
- What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper
- What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii? I WANT SAMOA
- What did the dairy farmers say when they saw godzilla? Muenster!!!
- What do you get if you cross Godzilla with a kangaroo Big holes all over Australia
- What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? He flips houses
- One day, Godzilla ate Tonga. Then he said, "That was good. I think I'll have Samoa!"
- The Japanese flag is a pie chart... ...showing how many of them are afraid of Godzilla.
- What is Godzilla's favorite cheese? Gorgonzilla
- What do you get when you mix godzilla and a vegtable garden? Squash
Howlingly Hilarious Godzilla Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about godzilla you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hulk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make godzilla pranks.
What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common?
They've both swallowed boatloads of s**....
Dumb, Yet s**...
Godzilla: I don't feel so well...
Mothra: What did you eat?
Godzilla: Netflix.
Mothra: Why did that make you sick?
Godzilla: Dunno. I feel like I've eaten Stranger Things...
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.
Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass..................at night.
When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.
The Thing About Godzilla s**......
Is that you can see it coming a mile away.