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The teacher said Little Timmy, do you believe that you have a fairy godmother?

Little Timmy said I'm not sure, but I've got an uncle we keep an eye on.

A couple had been married for 35 years,

the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them each one wish.The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand.Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90.

What is wind?

Air in a hurry.
(My godmother told me that this joke back in 1930s used to be a sure fire starter)

I have a weakness for you

"I have a weakness for you." she said as she caressed the child.
"And depression."
"And acne."
added other fairy godmothers.

Cinderella is late for the ball when her period comes.

To her great relief, her fairy godmother is able to fashion a magic t**... out of a pumpkin. But she warns her, you MUST be home before midnight, or it will turn right back!
Midnight comes and goes, and the fairy godmother goes from angry to terribly worried. At 5 am Cinderella shows up, smoking a cigarette and looking rather disheveled, but seemingly unharmed.
Where have you been!? yelled the fairy godmother.
I'm fine, relax! Had a lovely evening. I ended up meeting a man! I don't remember his name exactly, Peter Peter Pumpkin something.

Can you explain this strange adoption joke?

A close friend of mine who is my eldest daughter's godmother just posted a very strange joke that references adoption. There must be something to this joke that I am completely missing. Thirty people have gone wild over this and I don't get it. My friend can't possibly be saying something offensive about adoption. My three children are adopted and they are grown up, healthy, happy, and thriving. What is the point here?
@AAPsyc hysterical!
A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says: "you guys must be here to talk about adoption."
TIA


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