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Short godfather jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The godfather humour may include short grandfather jokes also.

1. I met the Godfather of the Scottish mafia earlier... He made me an offer I couldn't understand.
2. In the famous severed horse head scene in The Godfather they originally were going to use a Swordfish. It didn't really fit in with the marlin brand-though.
3. Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"
   Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"
   Sister: "Sirius Black"
   Took me a minute.
4. What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand.
5. Did you hear about the astrophysicist that upset the Godfather? He woke up with a horsehead nebula in his bed.
6. If The Godfather was based underwater Don Corleone would have been played by Marlin Brando
7. How many times can you watch the Godfather movies before you're bored? More than a Coppola times....Solozzo times I guess..don't be a Fredo gettin' addicted to it.... It's Kay :)
8. Did you hear about the Asian godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
   Sorry if it's a repost.
9. What's the difference between The Godfather and a garbage man? One makes you an offer you can't refuse, the other offers to can refuse.
10. What do you call the Indian Godfather? Papa Dom

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Godfather One Liners

Which godfather one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with godfather? I can suggest the ones about dead father and stepdad.

1. What kind of coffee does The Godfather drink in the morning? An alpuccino
2. Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
3. Heard the one about the chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldnt understand
4. Ever heard of the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
5. Heard about the Chinese Godfather? He'll make you an offer you can't understand.
6. When I was a kid I always wanted to have a godfather. And a regular father.
7. I met The Godfather of the Irish mafia once.... ...he was too drunk to make me an offer.
8. How many Godfather films are there? A Coppola 'em.
9. What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather? Marlin Brando
10. What's the godfather's favorite dice game? Luca Yahtzee
11. What critically acclaimed movie did Zeus star in? The Godfather
12. what kind of pants does the godfather wear? al pa-chinos
13. If Jesus is a captain of the people... ...does that make his dad the Godfather?
14. If *The Godfather* was set in space... *Leave the 'saber, take the Kenobi*
15. I think godfather 3 is great it had a coppola faults, but al round solid movie

Godfather Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny godfather movie jokes and even better godfather movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Scared Horse What's the scariest movie for a horse?
  The Godfather.

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