The Best 20 Goddess Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Goddess jokes. There are some goddess circumference jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these goddess unce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Goddess Jokes and Puns

Johnny walks in the room and looks at his wife and says

"baby. if you were in India they would worship you"

His wife responds while blushing "does that mean I'm a goddess"

He smiles and says "no you're a cow"

Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?


Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.

But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'.

Goddess joke, Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.

I think the girl I just met may be a goddess...

because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name.

What do you call a greek goddess with no aim?


My girlfriend is like a goddess...

My friends and family don't believe she exists.

Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?

Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system

Goddess joke, Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?

When Aphrodite poses naked on a seashell she's "beautiful" and "a goddess"

But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "barred from the Sea Life Centre".

A joke by Mirza Ghalib (renowned Urdu / Persian poet) translated into English

Not sure if the humor is lost in translation but I found it hilarious. Anyway here goes:

I got drunk under the influence of love and told her that she's my Goddess;

I immediately sobered up when she told me that Goddesses are worshipped by many.

What do you get when you cross...

...a black woman with the Greek goddess of love?


Scandanavian Booty Call

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

"I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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If god was a palindrome

Then your a goddess

Why did Zeus shut off the gas when a goddess was out for a jog?

Because Demeter was running

Yo mama so fat..

If she were a Greek goddess she be celulitie

A new doctor came out of the operating room...

... Knelt down, raised his arms, looked heaven wards and said loudly:

"O Mother Goddess! please accept my first sacrificial offering"

What do you call a sexy Indian goddess?


Goddess joke, What do you call a sexy Indian goddess?

What do you call a burning goddess?


What does the goddess IO help you to do?

To connect flash drives correctly on the first try.

If Demeter is the goddess of crops...

Does that make Diameter the goddess of crop circles?

Today I attended a satinic ritual

The goddess of silk was thoroughly pleased

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We suggest to use only working goddess woodcutter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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