Goblin Jokes
33 goblin jokes and hilarious goblin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goblin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need a chuckle? Check out these hilarious goblin jokes! From goblin sharks to mind goblins, these crude jokes are sure to make you and even the most serious dwarves and Legolas-types laugh. Brewers, unite!
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Funniest Goblin Short Jokes
Short goblin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goblin humour may include short garden gnome jokes also.
- Did you know the Green Goblin decided to turn good and team up with Spider-Man? Yeah, he's now Willem Dafriend
- What's the difference between a troll and a goblin? I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!
- Security Officer: "Who are you? What's your occupation? Where are you from?" Goblin Sister: "Goblin Slayer"
- What fantasy create has the biggest appetite? Goblins, because they keep gobbling and gobbling
- Every time you upvote this, somewhere a goblin turns into a baby rabbit...
- What dish do goblins like best? Mon-stir fry!
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Goblin One Liners
Which goblin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goblin? I can suggest the ones about hobbit and villain.
- Why didn't Spider Man ever team up with the Green Goblin? Because he was Dafoe.
- How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it.
Sorry - Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin
- What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.
- What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin
- Who is Green Goblin in Spiderman? Dafoe
- When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
- When is a Gnome not a Gnome? When he's up a Fairys skirt, he's a Goblin.
- What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin
- I started a Regina Spektor cover band. I call it "Saskatoon Goblin."
- What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on? A Dead End.
- What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos? Ghost peppers
- Facebook told me the funniest name for a blood mage goblin It's a Hemogoblin.
- When is an imp not an imp? When he's up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin
- When is a turkey scary? When it's a goblin.
Cheeky Goblin Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about goblin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gnome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goblin pranks.
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When is a pixie not a pixie?
When she's got her head down an elf's pants, then she's a goblin.
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What do you call a homeless goblin?
A goblout.
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How do Orcs eat their food?
By goblin it down.
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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?
When its down your pants; then its a goblin!
