Goblet Jokes
4 goblet jokes and hilarious goblet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goblet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Goblet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
Kevin and Jake had fallen on bad days. Finally, they resorted to theft.
They decided to break into a millionaire's house the following night. Inside the house, Jake accidentally dropped a goblet, which shattered. The noise woke someone up. "Who's there?" the voice demanded. Jake had the presence of mind to reply "meow." After grabbing his fill, Jake slipped out into the darkness, but Kevin was not satisfied. He wanted more. As Kevin searches for more loot, he accidentally knocks a chair over. The voice demanded once again, "Who's there?" "This is another cat," replied Kevin.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Goblet.
How does one describe Ron Weasley when Harry's name came out of the Goblet of Fire?
Mad eyed and moody
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