Gobble Jokes
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Why are turkeys fat?
Because they gobble
A bear walks into a bar...
First thing he does is gobble up the barmaid. Then he orders a beer. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve bears on drugs. The bear protests but the bartender says hey, that was the barbitchyouate.
Hey girl, are you a turkey?
Because I want to gobble them giblets.
I thought turkeys gobble.
It's doves that coup, right?
What did the turkey say to the goat?
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
What did the cannibal turkey say in the turkey hutch?
Gobble gobble
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
Why is Grindr the official hookup platform of Thanksgiving?
Gobble gobble gobble.
Why does it cost $2 to feed a chicken?
Because chickens go gobble buck buck!
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