The Best 8 Gobble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gobble jokes. There are some gobble thanksgiving jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gobble bulgaria puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gobble Jokes and Puns

Why are turkeys fat?

Because they gobble

A bear walks into a bar...

First thing he does is gobble up the barmaid. Then he orders a beer. Bartender says sorry, we don't serve bears on drugs. The bear protests but the bartender says hey, that was the barbitchyouate.

Hey girl, are you a turkey?

Because I want to gobble them giblets.

Gobble joke, Hey girl, are you a turkey?

I thought turkeys gobble.

It's doves that coup, right?

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.


What did the cannibal turkey say in the turkey hutch?

Gobble gobble

The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."

I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.

Gobble joke, The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."

Why is Grindr the official hookup platform of Thanksgiving?

Gobble gobble gobble.

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We suggest to use only working gobble consume piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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