Goats Sheep Jokes
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Scots vs English
Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards.
Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf.
How do sheep feel about goats?
Meh.
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What do you call a h**... who owns sheep and goats.
Bisexual.
Stop me if you heard this...
Cows, sheep, goats, and/or reindeer.
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As a New-Zealander it always annoys me when people think we all have s**... with Sheep.
Silly people should know by now, it's also goats, horses, cows, basically anything with a hole...
What do you call a Pakistani with a sheep and a goat
Bisexual
What do you get when you cross a cow, a sheep, and a goat?
A milky bahh kid.
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