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Goatee Jokes

5 goatee jokes and hilarious goatee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goatee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make you and your friends laugh with these hilarious goatee jokes! Featuring jokes about beards, whiskers, mammaries, and bushiness, this article will definitely have you in stitches!

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Amusing Goatee Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good goatee joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Young man goes off to university

A young man goes off to university in a town several hours drive from where his parents live. Two months later, he write to his folks. The letter reads, "Dear Mom and Dad, I'm having a great time! I've enclosed a picture, as you can see I've grown a nice goatee! Don't I look like a Count?"
The father says to his wife, "Well that's upsetting. We spend all this money sending him to school, and he can't even spell."

s**... with twins

Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had s**... with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee.

I have a friend who once sneezed while snorting coke, and sprayed it all over his goatee.

He immediately went and s**... the goatee off.
When he came back, I asked him why he'd s**... it.
**"Because you dont get high off your own 'stache"**

If you have a beard and wear robes, you're a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you're a Sorcerer...

...and if you have a mustache and wear robes, you're not allowed near public schools.

Thought of this in the car today...

A bearded man walks into a McDonald's without a shirt on. When he gets to the counter the cashier blurts out "I'm sorry sir, we can't serve you food unless you're wearing a shirt."
"What do you mean?" the man bellows incredulously as he brings his hand up to s**... his beard.
"I have a goatee!"


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