Goatee Beard Jokes
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If you have a beard and wear robes, you're a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you're a Sorcerer...
...and if you have a mustache and wear robes, you're not allowed near public schools.
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Thought of this in the car today...
A bearded man walks into a McDonald's without a shirt on. When he gets to the counter the cashier blurts out "I'm sorry sir, we can't serve you food unless you're wearing a shirt."
"What do you mean?" the man bellows incredulously as he brings his hand up to s**... his beard.
"I have a goatee!"
What kind of beard does a goat have?
A *goat*ee.
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