Goal Post Jokes
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How do you keep bears out of your backyard?
You install goal posts.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a woman with no legs?
Noelene.
What do you call a woman standing between two buildings?
Elaine.
What do you call a woman standing in between goal posts?
Annette.
Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service.
Or;
Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.
Why do politicians always finish a football match with golden goal?
They believe in first past the post
What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?
"He's a keeper"
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