Go Noodle Jokes
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What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Bonus: by u/kismetpink They're straight until I get them wet
Bonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up
Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery.
We're calling it Send Noods
A Jewish man on his deathbed is talking to his daughter.
The man smells noodle kugel (a traditional Jewish food) coming from the kitchen downstairs and reminds his daughter that it's his favorite food. He asks her to go get him some for his last meal- he knows he will die very soon. The man's daughter goes downstairs, and comes back with no kugel. The man asks why she didn't bring any. The daughter says:
Mom said it's for after.
How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
I don't care for much Chinese food, but when I see a big plate of egg noodles I go nuts
I'm kind of a Lo meiniac
Why did the noodles go to rehab?
To get yakisoba.
My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle
Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.
I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles....
I'll call it Faux Pho.
What does an Italian and a swamp person have in common?
They both go noodling.
Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?
To the lo mein menu
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