Go Mama Jokes
62 go mama jokes and hilarious go mama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about go mama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Go Mama Short Jokes
Short go mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The go mama humour may include short call mama jokes also.
- OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money?
OJ: Go axe yo mama - Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
- your mamas head is so big it will take 500 years for it to go into one ear and out the other
- A mother and her daughter were passing by a cemetary "Is that were people die, mama?"
"No sweetheart, thats were the bodies go"
"What about the heads?
True story - Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
- Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
- Every now and then I'll get ABBA stuck in my head... And I'll think to myself,
"Mama Mia, here I go again" - A lot of hair Boy: Mama why dad lost all his hair?
Mother: Because he uses his head a lot.
Boy: Why do you have a lot of these?
Mother: Go and do your homework. - Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
- Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Go Mama One Liners
Which go mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with go mama? I can suggest the ones about mama and oh mama.
- Yea gas prices are going up but there's still one thing that goes down every day Yo mama
- What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!
- So I heard a new Mama mia movie was coming out. Oh boy, here we go again.
- Yo mama is like the sun: stare at her too long and you'll go blind.
- Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit.
- Yo mama so ugly... she made One Direction go the other direction.
- Yo mama so poor that when someone tries to rob her, they go into debt.
- Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
- Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
- Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
- Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
- Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
- Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
- Yo mamma is so fat when she went to In-N-Out Burger, she couldn't go in or out.
- Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.
Comical & Quirky Go Mama Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about go mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mamma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make go mama pranks.
Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "t**...!"
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Yo momma so dirty the only dis I'm going to give her is disinfectant.
Yo mama is so s**... she came to a stop sign and waited till it said go
Yo mama's so ugly, Sonic.exe doesn't want to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mirror says "VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED".
Yo mama's so ugly, Unwanted House Guest doesn't go to her house.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama so s**... I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so s**... when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
What s**... position makes the stupidest babies? I don't know either, go ask your mama.
A Foot And A Half
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v**.... So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.
Don't worry, Maria, says the mother, all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!
Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!
Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother.
This is a job for Mama.
In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
An old married couple are driving down the road.
They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.
She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."
"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.
"But what about the smell?" she asks.
The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."
There were a pair of twin skunks...
One was named in, the other was named out. When out was out, in was in and when in was in out was out. One day, out was in and in was out so mama told out to go out and bring in in, so out went out and brought in in, and mama asked "how did you find in so quickly?"
He replied, "In-stinked!"
I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.
"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"
"To buy groceries," I told him.
"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."
He shrugged and paused.
"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many f**...' security cameras."
There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.
In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.
One day In went out and Out went in.
Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.
"Go find your brother." she ordered.
Out came back with In in less than five minutes.
"How did you do it so fast?" Mama asked.
Out simply replied, "Instincts."
(if you dont get it, read it aloud.)
A regular family dinner
Son: Mama, I saw Papa in the maids bedroom today
Pa: H-Hey now you just be quiet and eat your dinner son
Ma: Go on son...
Son: Papa took off his clothes and the maid did the same!!!
Pa: Now listen here you lying little sh--
Ma: Finish the story Son!
Son: Then Papa got on top of the maid, and wrestled each other the same way you and Uncle Jeff did!!!
Ma: Now listen here you lying little sh--
The old man and the elevator.
An old man from the country takes his family to town for the first time. They're at the mall and the mall has an elevator. Him and his son are watching this thing in amazement as they never saw one before and was not sure what it was. An older lady at least 80 with Gray hair in rollers and a walking cane walks into the elevator. A few minutes later a beautiful 25 year old blonde with huge t**... walks out. The old man says to his son "Quick go get your mama".
The Italian Mother
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is
going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you
try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?"
Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"
Mama replies: "I don't like her."
Yo mama jokes thread
What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?
I'll go first: Yo mama's so s**..., she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Medieval Yo Mama joke
Saw this joke today, it's from the 1400's
A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of
those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy,
who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with
that net of his? "I am going to the Brothel's outlet," replied the
youth, "to spread my net there, and catch your mother." Mind
you search the place carefully," retorted the boy, "for you will be sure to find yours there also.
An old man was visiting his daughter and grandson
During the visit, the grandson crawled up into his lap and said "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
"Why sure!" the man said & offered several croaking ribbit sounds.
Delighted, the boy jumped down and ran over to a nearby closet, working hard to remove a suitcase from the back.
"Now why do you need that all of a sudden?" the grandfather asked.
And the boy replied "Because Mama says we can go to Disney World when you croak!"
