Go Kart Jokes
9 go kart jokes and hilarious go kart puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about go kart that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card?
. .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart
My boss phoned me.
"You're late."
I said, "I'm driving right now. Can't talk."
"Where are you?"
"I'm at the go-kart centre." I replied.
I wish i wasn't as good at s**... as i am at go-kart racing...
^I ^always ^finish ^first.
Did Stephen hawking have a donor card?
I need some parts for my go kart.
I'm not racist... I like all races!
F1 racing, horse races, go karts, street racing!
I've been banned because of drunk driving.
The workers at the go kart centre need to lighten up.
I'm not Racist!
I like all kinds of races. Drag racing, Nascar, dirt track, go-karts...
A good joke for a date
Joe takes Kelly to a carnival on a blind date. Joe asks, "what would you like to do first?" and Kelly replies, "I want to get weighed." So they visit the weight guesser who predicts that Kelly weighs 130 pounds. Since she only weighs 110 pounds, Kelly wins a stuffed animal.
Joe asks what she would like to do next, to which she replies again, "I want to get weighed." He suggests the Ferris wheel, but Kelly is adamant. So they return to the weight guesser, and, of course, this time he has no trouble guessing Kelly's weight, 110 pounds. "Maybe we should try the fun house or go karts", Joe suggests. Again, Kelly says "I want to get weighed." At this point, Joe is completely bewildered and fakes a headache so he can bring Kelly home. When Kelly gets home her roommate asks her how her date was and Kelly replies, "Oh Wauwa, it was wousy!"
s**... is a lot like Mario Kart
You go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.
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