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56 gnome jokes and hilarious gnome puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gnome that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Gnome Short Jokes

Short gnome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gnome humour may include short goblin jokes also.

  1. I found an extra-terrestrial in my garden. He was sat next to the pond, wearing a red pointy hat. It was E.T. - faux gnome
  2. What kind of cancer do gnomes get? Mela-gnome-a
    Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.
  3. Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats. It's a little gnome fact.
  4. This one's for the D&D players. A human, an elf and a dragonborn walk into a bar. The gnome and halfling walk underneath perfectly fine.
  5. A dyslexic witch cursed me! Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome
  6. What do you call a gnome that waxes his body and wears designer clothes? A metronome
  7. What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
  8. The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies... It'll be known as the National Elf Service.
  9. When is a Gnome not a Gnome? When he's up a Fairys skirt, he's a Goblin.
  10. What do you call a psychic gnome that just committed a hit and run? A small medium at large.

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Gnome One Liners

Which gnome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gnome? I can suggest the ones about ogre and dwarf.

  1. What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
  2. TIL that Garden Gnomes are a symbol of good luck. It's a little gnome fact.
  3. What do you call a gay midget with great timing? A Metro-Gnome
  4. Why was the dwarf who lived in the city always on time? Because he was a metro gnome.
  5. Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It's a little gnome fact.
  6. What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station? A metro-gnome
  7. What do you call a well dressed dwarf that keeps perfect time? A Metro Gnome
  8. What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.
  9. What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!
  10. Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It's a little gnome fact.
  11. Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes
  12. What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin....
  13. What do they call a Gnome who lives in a city? A metronome.
  14. If your garden gets nuked. Does it become a Gnome man's land?
  15. Why did the gnome visit his mother? To get a gnome cooked meal

Garden Gnome Jokes

Here is a list of funny garden gnome jokes and even better garden gnome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength
  • I saw a garden elf On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....
    He was a metro gnome.
  • Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work? At the Russian Troll Farm.
  • What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome? A metrognome.
  • In Timothee Chalemet's next movie, the plot revolves around garden statuary. It's called… *Call Me By Your Gnome.*
  • My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia.
  • What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament? That's gnome un.
  • Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.
  • What does a p**... gnome use to make his money? The garden h**....
  • What do you call s**... garden gnomes? Garden Hose. They're a k**... bunch.
Gnome joke, What do you call s**... garden gnomes?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gnome can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gnome puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Gnome Jokes

What funny jokes about gnome you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean pygmies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gnome prank.

A Gnome.

A garden gnome is busy destroying some plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
"What are you?" asks the cat.
"I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy.
I just love mischief!
And what, may I ask, creature are you?"
The cat thinks for a moment and says,
"I guess I'm a gnome."

A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.

What are you? asks the cat. I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you? The cat thinks for a moment and says, I guess i'm a gnome.

What does a r**... garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

Irish Man Murdered

Did you hear about the Irishman killed with a garden gnome? It was a Knick knack p**... whack.

A gnome walks into a bar...

and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."

A man is walking through the forest when he discovers a gnome

If you step on a purple mushroom, you'll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world, warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods.
He didn't step on any purple mushrooms.
Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: We have to get married.
Why? asked the man, smiling.
I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!

What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z?

Gnome Saiyan

Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground?

He was a Métro gnome.

Why do gnomes laugh when they play football?

Because the grass tickles their armpits.

When is a gnome not a gnome?

When his head is between your legs.
Then he's a goblin

Gnome joke, When is a gnome not a gnome?

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