Gnocchi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gnocchi jokes. There are some gnocchi pasta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gnocchi focaccia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Gnocchi Jokes to Boost Your Mood

This is probably the worst joke that I -a dad - ever told. But it still made my daughter laugh.

My wife, teenage daughter and I are sitting in a restaurant discussing Italian cuisine.

Wife: There's nothing better than fresh gnocchi.

Me: There's nothing better than getting fresh and gnocching someone up.

Why are Italians always locked out of their houses when they get home?


Why couldn't the Italian get inside his house?

He had gnocchi

How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?

He came home from work with gnocchi.

Why couldn't the pasta get inside the house?


Did you hear about the pasta maker that was locked out of his house?

It was because he had Gnocchi.

Why was the Italian chef locked out of his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Gnocchi joke, Why was the Italian chef locked out of his house?

Why couldn't the pasta maker get into his apartment?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his restaurant?

Because he had gnocchi.

Have you heard the one about the guy that got locked out of his house after having Italian for dinner?

He had gnocchi...


My friend promised to hide the cell key in my final meal, a plate of pasta.

But when I looked, there was gnocchi.

You can explore gnocchi lasagna reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gnocchi cuisine dad jokes. There are also gnocchi puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's a locksmith's favorite pasta?


Why couldn't the potato...

Why couldn't the potato get into his house?
Because he had gnocchi!!

Why did Fred Durst (of Limp Bizkit fame) rob the Italian restaurant?

He did it all for the gnocchi.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gnocchi lasagne puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gnocchi rotini piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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