Gneiss Rock Jokes
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My dad is a geologist and has been dating rocks for years...
His best advice is to just be gneiss and try not to be a little schist.
I once met a rock
it was nice. Although he kept telling me he was Gneiss
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A few years ago I started a journal of different rocks I've found in the wilderness. For a while I was stuck with 68 entries, until I finally found number 69...
**Gneiss!**
Why does everyone love The Rock?
Because he is so gneiss.
I just got out of my geology class.
We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
A high schooler told his geology teacher that..
"geology rocks!"
The teacher's response?
"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
#\#rokt
If the Rock had a brother and that brother had a daughter, what would that make her?
His gneiss.
What did the geologist say about his rock collection?
Isn't it gneiss?
What do you call a kind rock
Gneiss
I showed a geologist a rock that i found
He said "That's gneiss."
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