Gneiss Jokes

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Funniest Gneiss Short Jokes

Short gneiss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gneiss humour may include short granite jokes also.

1. My dad is a geologist and has been dating rocks for years... His best advice is to just be gneiss and try not to be a little schist.
2. Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.
3. I had a stone that I thought was something else, but a geologist friend told me it was gneiss. I'm afraid i took it for granite.
4. A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. "geology rocks!"
   The teacher's response?
   "that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
   #\#rokt
5. If the Rock had a brother and that brother had a daughter, what would that make her? His gneiss.
6. A rock walks into a bar The bartender tells him "we don't serve your kind here"
   So the rock says: "Why not? I'm a gneiss guy!"
7. Geology humor ? When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"
8. My geologist boyfriend is so ungrateful. I showed him my schist collection and he only absently said, "That's gneiss, honey..."
9. I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt. He shouted back "That's Gneiss!"
10. Why should you always be careful around a Geologist? If you're too Gneiss, they'll just take you for Granite.

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Gneiss One Liners

Which gneiss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gneiss? I can suggest the ones about quartz and gravel.

1. I once met a rock it was nice. Although he kept telling me he was Gneiss
2. Why does everyone love The Rock? Because he is so gneiss.
3. I just got out of my Geology class. We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
4. Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!
5. What did the geologist say about his rock collection? Isn't it gneiss?
6. What do you call a kind rock Gneiss
7. If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss
8. What did the granite say to the magma as it got melted? That was not gneiss of you
9. Bless the little miscreants, they are throwing gravel . . . Such a gneiss gesture.
10. I showed a geologist a rock that i found He said "That's gneiss."
11. I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss.
12. What's step one to wooing a geologist? Make sure you smell gneiss
13. Whats a geologists best piece of clothing? A gneiss chert.
14. I'm friends with a statue. He's really a gneiss guy.

Gneiss Rock Jokes

Here is a list of funny gneiss rock jokes and even better gneiss rock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A few years ago I started a journal of different rocks I've found in the wilderness. For a while I was stuck with 68 entries, until I finally found number 69... **Gneiss!**

Comical Gneiss Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about gneiss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gneiss pranks.