gneiss Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious gneiss puns

My dad is a geologist and has been dating rocks for years...

His best advice is to just be gneiss and try not to be a little schist.


I once met a rock

it was nice. Although he kept telling me he was Gneiss


Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.


I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.


A high schooler told his geology teacher that..

"geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"



If the Rock had a brother and that brother had a daughter, what would that make her?

His gneiss.


Welcome to the Geology Department

Have a gneiss day!


What did the geologist say about his rock collection?

Isn't it gneiss?


A rock walks into a bar

The bartender tells him "we don't serve your kind here"

So the rock says: "Why not? I'm a gneiss guy!"


What do you call a kind rock



If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss


My geologist boyfriend is so ungrateful.

I showed him my schist collection and he only absently said, "That's gneiss, honey..."


Bless the little miscreants, they are throwing gravel . . .

Such a gneiss gesture.


I met this really hot Geologist today.

She had quite a Gneiss ass.


Geology humor ?

When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"


Why should you always be careful around a Geologist?

If you're too Gneiss, they'll just take you for Granite.


I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt.

He shouted back "That's Gneiss!"


I'm friends with a statue.

He's really a gneiss guy.


What's step one to wooing a geologist?

Make sure you smell gneiss


I met a geologist the other day

He seemed gneiss.


What did the granite say to the magma as it got melted?

That was not gneiss of you


Whats a geologists best piece of clothing?

A gneiss chert.


What did the metamorphic rock say to the sexy metamorphic rock?

Damn, you got a gneiss ass...


I showed a geologist a rock that i found

He said "That's gneiss."


What are the most funny Gneiss jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Gneiss? Well, here are the best Gneiss dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Gneiss pick up lines to share with friends.


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