The Best 7 Gnat Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gnat jokes. There are some gnat neverland jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gnat fly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gnat Jokes and Puns

So there's a fly...

and a gnat lands on its back.

The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?"

The gnat says, "gnat at all."

The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard."

The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What do you call it when a gnat kills itself?

Pesticide.

I'm a Mime rapper

I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G.

what is a vegetable's favorite singer?

elvis parsley

what is a fly's favorite singer?

gnat king cole


What did Dikembe Mutumbo say after swatting at a fruit fly?

No, no, no. Gnat in my house!

What do you call a musical gnat?

A Buzzker

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gnat burton jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gnat mosquitoes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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