Gnat Jokes
7 gnat jokes and hilarious gnat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gnat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back.
The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?"
The gnat says, "gnat at all."
The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard."
The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"
How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
What did the gnat say when it hadn't eaten in a while?
I'm so hungry I could eat a horsefly.
What do you call it when a gnat kills itself?
Pesticide.
I'm a Mime rapper
I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G.
what is a vegetable's favorite singer?
elvis parsley
what is a fly's favorite singer?
gnat king cole
What did Dikembe Mutumbo say after swatting at a fruit fly?
No, no, no. Gnat in my house!
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