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Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards?
Gnarly.
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A Man and Woman are getting it on for the first time
She takes his socks off and notices his gnarly toes
"What happen to your toes?" she asks
he says " when i was a child i suffered from Toelio"
She says "you mean Polio?
He says "no it's like polio but of the toes"
She isn't willing to let this stop her. And she slides his pants down and notices his oddly colored weirdly shaped knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asks
"in my teens i had the kneesles" he says
She said "you mean the measles?"
he says "no it's like the measles but of the knees"
Still this won't stop her. She slides his boxers down. She giggles and says "let me guess...smallcox"
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I just got done playing Tony Hawk's Pro Masturbator 2. If you're not familiar with that game it's where you pretend you are Tony,
while grinding away on a gnarly rail bro.
What do you call a Rasta on a surf board?
Bob Gnarly
How do you know when a surfer has drowned?
There's a Gnarly Wake
After that whole ring fiasco, Gandalf was in the Shire talking to Merry and Pippen..
"So, you went through the dark forest and met my friends the tree hearders. The Ents. Tell me about your journey."
Merry began. "They were all so big and mean and full of energy. All they did was rant and insult us!"
"Most of them, yes!" added Pippen. "Then we met old Gnarly Bark and his friends. They were much more sedate and relaxed. In fact, they told us so many funny stories and jokes."
Gandalf smiled, smoking his pipe. "I guess you could say their Bark was worse than their bite."
Jesus and Moses return to earth for a vacation.
They are walking around a lake, and Moses says, "Well J-Naz, it has been a hot minute or two, but let's see if we can still perform miracles." Moses raises his arms, and the waters in the lake part, showing a dry pathway on the bottom of the lake.
Jesus says, "That's pretty gnarly Momo, I bet I can still walk on the water." Jesus steps on the lake and sinks immediately. He tries six more times, and each one is a failure. Finally, Jesus, soaking wet, sits on the bank of the lake and says, "I just don't get it. You were able to perform your miracle with ease. Why can't I?"
Moses replies, "I bet it has something to do with the holes in your feet."
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