Glutenfree Jokes

Funniest Glutenfree Short Jokes

Short glutenfree jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The glutenfree humour may include short lactose jokes also.

1. A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt.... Just Ice was served.
2. My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers.... They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
3. why did the grocery shopper glue 10 boxes of rice together and walk out without paying? because that container said gluten-free.
4. The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers At risk is cross-contamination.
5. Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free? He said no one man should have all that flour.
6. Did you hear about the New Age Catholic Church? They've got an organic gluten-free Communion wafer ... It's called I Can't Believe it's not Jesus!
7. I don't know why my employees are so upset; I try to be sensitive with my criticism. I like to give out gluten-free compliment sandwiches.
8. How do you pick up a gluten-free, crossfit, vegan? No idea it's been two hours and I haven't gotten a word in edgewise yet.
9. I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!! They're selling like hot cakes!

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Glutenfree One Liners

Which glutenfree one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with glutenfree? I can suggest the ones about restaurant and criticism.

1. If the body of Christ cannot be gluten-free... Then I guess He is risen
2. what did the doctor say to the gluten-free patient? "im putting you on bread rest"
3. Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans
4. Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work? The Gluten-Free Ranch
5. What did Morgan Freeman call his gluten-free restaurant in German? Gluten Morgan
6. Is this bread gluten-free? Or do I have to pay for it?
7. Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not i**....
8. Why did they send the gluten-free saltine to jail? Because it was a safe c**...!

Uproarious Glutenfree Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about glutenfree you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean idea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make glutenfree pranks.