glutenfree Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious glutenfree puns

A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt....

Just Ice was served.

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If the body of Christ cannot be gluten-free...

Then I guess He is risen

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Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

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What do you call an ox that's gone gluten-free?

Silly yak.

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The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers

At risk is cross-contamination.

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Man with a beard 100 years ago

: OK, I'll go chop down some trees.
 
Man with a beard now: I found a great face mask that's gluten-free.

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Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.

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Finally !! 6 weeks without any sugar. Running 5 miles each day. stopped eating dairy and flour. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great! Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free and sugar-free. And working out for up to 2 hours every day! Lost 10Kgs.

I don't know whose status this is, but I was really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste it.

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Did you hear about the New Age Catholic Church? They've got an organic gluten-free Communion wafer ...

It's called I Can't Believe it's not Jesus!

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Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free?

He said no one man should have all that flour.

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I don't know why my employees are so upset; I try to be sensitive with my criticism.

I like to give out gluten-free compliment sandwiches.

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Animal Crackers...

... despised by gluten-free people and vegans

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I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!!

They're selling like hot cakes!

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How do you pick up a gluten-free, crossfit, vegan?

No idea it's been two hours and I haven't gotten a word in edgewise yet.

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What did Morgan Freeman call his gluten-free restaurant in German?

Gluten Morgan

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Is this bread gluten-free?

Or do I have to pay for it?

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Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work?

The Gluten-Free Ranch

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What are the most funny Glutenfree jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Glutenfree? Well, here are the best Glutenfree dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Glutenfree pick up lines to share with friends.

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