Glutenfree Jokes

What are some Glutenfree jokes?

A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt....

Just Ice was served.

If the body of Christ cannot be gluten-free...

Then I guess He is risen

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers....

They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"

What do you call an ox that's gone gluten-free?

Silly yak.

The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers

At risk is cross-contamination.

Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.

Finally !! 6 weeks without any sugar. Running 5 miles each day. stopped eating dairy and flour. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great! Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free and sugar-free. And working out for up to 2 hours every day! Lost 10Kgs.

I don't know whose status this is, but I was really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste it.

Did you hear about the New Age Catholic Church? They've got an organic gluten-free Communion wafer ...

It's called I Can't Believe it's not Jesus!

Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free?

He said no one man should have all that flour.

Animal Crackers...

... despised by gluten-free people and vegans

I don't know why my employees are so upset; I try to be sensitive with my criticism.

I like to give out gluten-free compliment sandwiches.

I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!!

They're selling like hot cakes!

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