Gluten Jokes

Funniest Gluten Short Jokes

Short gluten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gluten humour may include short wheat jokes also.

1. TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed. It's called gluten tag.
2. A man walks into a bakery, points to some bread and asks... Man: 'Is this Gluten free?'
   Cashier: No.
   It costs $4.50
3. I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly. It's a real breath of fresh air.
4. I went to a coffee shop. They had some great looking cakes. I pointed to a cake and asked the waiter:
   "Is this gluten free?"
   
   He replied:
   
   "No, it costs money!"
5. A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt.... Just Ice was served.
6. Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
7. A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you? "I crossfit"
8. Healthy German What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?
   Gluten Morgen
   PS: First time posting an original.
9. Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free? Because their food preferences are very sticky.
10. Gluten free Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
    Waitress: Out.

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Gluten One Liners

Which gluten one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gluten? I can suggest the ones about celiac disease and flour.

1. What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
2. What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag
3. How do German bakers greet people Gluten tag
4. What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread.
5. What do you call a gluten free noodle? An impasta
6. I've haven't eaten gluten for a week... and I, personally, already feel *so* annoying.
7. Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*.
8. If the body of Christ cannot be gluten-free... Then I guess He is risen
9. I should start a store that sells wheat and beans. It would be called "Gluten And Tootin"
10. How do you greet a celiac German? Gluten Tag
11. who decided to call it 'gluten free'… and not 'against the grain'?
12. what did the doctor say to the gluten-free patient? "im putting you on bread rest"
13. What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice? A gluten for punishment
14. Why aren't gluten free people mainstream? The go against the grain.
15. What do you say when you walk into a German bakery? Gluten Morgen!

Gluten Free Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten free jokes and even better gluten free puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers.... They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
• How do you sell a gluten free pizza? Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.
  (too soon?)
• I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, "do you want to split a sandwich." I say, "sure" and then I'm just left with the bread.
• why did the grocery shopper glue 10 boxes of rice together and walk out without paying? because that container said gluten-free.
• The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers At risk is cross-contamination.
• What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
• How do you know when someone is gluten free? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
  "Exit stage right...."
• Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free? He said no one man should have all that flour.
• What nut is not gluten free? A doughnut
• gluten free whole wheat spaghetti its inpastabowl

Gluten Intolerant Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten intolerant jokes and even better gluten intolerant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a gluten intolerant duck? Coeliquack
• What phrase freaks out a gluten intolerant Soviet the most? Gluten Tag.
• When I was a kid I was diagnosed as gluten intolerant. When I misbehaved my mom would make me eat a bunch of white bread. A gluten for punishment kind of thing.

Gluten Allergy Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten allergy jokes and even better gluten allergy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak.
• Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians? Because they always have silly acts.
• When people with gluten allergies shave... They go against the grain.
• Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one.
• What did the doctor advise the patient with gluten allergy? You need bread rest
• What can't you call a hippie with a gluten allergy? A granola
• What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht

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What funny jokes about gluten you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gluten pranks.