Gluten Jokes

Funniest Gluten Short Jokes

Short gluten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gluten humour may include short wheat jokes also.

1. TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed. It's called gluten tag.
2. A man walks into a bakery, points to some bread and asks... Man: 'Is this Gluten free?'
   Cashier: No.
   It costs $4.50
3. When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag.
   I'll show myself out.
4. A German is in the supermarket when he passes by a loaf of bread and greets it It had a gluten tag.
5. I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly. It's a real breath of fresh air.
6. I went to a coffee shop. They had some great looking cakes. I pointed to a cake and asked the waiter:
   "Is this gluten free?"
   
   He replied:
   
   "No, it costs money!"
7. A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt.... Just Ice was served.
8. Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
9. A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you? "I crossfit"
10. Healthy German What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?
    Gluten Morgen
    PS: First time posting an original.

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Gluten One Liners

Which gluten one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gluten? I can suggest the ones about celiac disease and flour.

1. What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other Gluten tag
2. What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag
3. What does a German bread say? Gluten tag.
4. Always makes someone laugh What does a German bread say?
   Gluten tag.
5. What's a racists favorite type of bread? Gluten Free, because they are intolerant.
6. How do German bakers greet people Gluten tag
7. What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread.
8. What do you call a gluten free noodle? An impasta
9. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag.
10. I've haven't eaten gluten for a week... and I, personally, already feel *so* annoying.
11. Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*.
12. If the body of Christ cannot be gluten-free... Then I guess He is risen
13. I should start a store that sells wheat and beans. It would be called "Gluten And Tootin"
14. How does the German baker greet his customers ? Gluten Morgen
15. How do you greet a celiac German? Gluten Tag

Gluten Free Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten free jokes and even better gluten free puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free? Because their food preferences are very sticky.
• who decided to call it 'gluten free'… and not 'against the grain'?
• what did the doctor say to the gluten-free patient? "im putting you on bread rest"
• Gluten free Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
  Waitress: Out.
• How do Germans tell if bread is gluten free? They check the Gluten Tag
• Why aren't gluten free people mainstream? The go against the grain.
• My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers.... They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
• How do you sell a gluten free pizza? Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.
  (too soon?)
• I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, "do you want to split a sandwich." I say, "sure" and then I'm just left with the bread.
• why did the grocery shopper glue 10 boxes of rice together and walk out without paying? because that container said gluten-free.

Gluten Intolerant Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten intolerant jokes and even better gluten intolerant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a gluten intolerant duck? Coeliquack
• What phrase freaks out a gluten intolerant Soviet the most? Gluten Tag.
• I'm a Panetheist And if you don't respect my beliefs you're gluten intolerant
• When I was a kid I was diagnosed as gluten intolerant. When I misbehaved my mom would make me eat a bunch of white bread. A gluten for punishment kind of thing.
• I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people
• What do you call a h**... with a gluten intolerance A pasta-toot
• Horses are s**... I don't like horses because I'm gluten intolerant.

Gluten Allergy Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten allergy jokes and even better gluten allergy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak.
• Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians? Because they always have silly acts.
• When people with gluten allergies shave... They go against the grain.
• Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one.
• What did the doctor advise the patient with gluten allergy? You need bread rest
• What can't you call a hippie with a gluten allergy? A granola
• What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht
• What are Jewish vampires with gluten allergies most afraid of? Garlic n**...

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Gluten Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about gluten you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gluten pranks.