The Best 44 Gluten Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gluten jokes. There are some gluten vegan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gluten loaf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gluten Jokes and Puns

I've haven't eaten gluten for a week...

and I, personally, already feel *so* annoying.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

*Gluten tag*

Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany..

Just look for the *gluten tag*.

Gluten joke, Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany..

When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread...

it's called gluten tag.

I'll show myself out.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag

And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread?

Flour power

And when a lot of people do it at the same time?

a rye-ot


What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer?

Gluten tag

What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common?

They're all in bread.

Gluten joke, What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common?

Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat...

Is a gluten for punishment.

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

I should start a store that sells wheat and beans.

It would be called "Gluten And Tootin"

Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

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How do you greet a celiac German?

Gluten Tag

I've been dating this lady who is gluten free...

Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, "do you want to split a sandwich." I say, "sure" and then I'm just left with the bread.

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

What did the German sausage say to the French bread?

Gluten tag!

A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you?

"I crossfit"

Gluten joke, A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you?

The only thing sadder than a gluten free funeral...

is a flourless grave.

I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly.

It's a real breath of fresh air.

When you go off gluten...

...you really go against the grain!


Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees."

Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."

How does a German bread greet you in the morning?

Gluten tag!

A German is in the supermarket when he passes by a loaf of bread and greets it

It had a gluten tag.

What do you say when you walk into a German bakery?

Gluten Morgen!

My wife suggested that it might be nice if I bought her some flowers for her birthday.

For some reason, she wasn't particularly happy when I handed over a bag of wholemeal, a bag of self raising and a bag of gluten free.

What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other

Gluten tag

How does a German Baker greet his customers?

Gluten Tag

Despite the fact that whenever I eat any products with wheat in I get stomach cramps, I still regularly enjoy consuming it.

You could say that I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.

Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free?

Because their food preferences are very sticky.

How do you sell a gluten free pizza?

Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.

(too soon?)

Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.

I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!

Today marks 5 weeks of isolation...

I'm walking 2 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! I feel great!

Zero alcohol, a healthy diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 1 hour home workout each day! Lost 20 lbs and gained muscle mass. I've even cut my screen time in half and am reading a book a week.

I have no idea who wrote this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste.

How do cows greet each other in Germany?

Gluten tag.

Always makes someone laugh

What does a German bread say?

Gluten tag.

How does German bread say hello?

Gluten tag

What does a German bread say?

Gluten tag.

How does the German baker greet his customers ?

Gluten Morgen

What do you call a gluten free noodle?

An impasta

Healthy German

What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?

Gluten Morgen

PS: First time posting an original.

TIL in germany when someone is diagnosed with coeliac disease other coeliacs will chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcomed.

It's called gluten tag.

Why aren't gluten free people mainstream?

The go against the grain.

What do you call a gluten intolerant duck?

Coeliquack

How do Germans tell if bread is gluten free?

They check the Gluten Tag

How do German bakers greet people

Gluten tag

What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice?

A gluten for punishment

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