Gluten Free Jokes
60 gluten free jokes and hilarious gluten free puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gluten free that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Gluten Free Short Jokes
Short gluten free jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gluten free humour may include short gluten jokes also.
- A man walks into a bakery, points to some bread and asks... Man: 'Is this Gluten free?'
Cashier: No.
It costs $4.50 - I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly. It's a real breath of fresh air.
- I went to a coffee shop. They had some great looking cakes. I pointed to a cake and asked the waiter:
"Is this gluten free?"
He replied:
"No, it costs money!" - A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt.... Just Ice was served.
- Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
- Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free? Because their food preferences are very sticky.
- Gluten free Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
Waitress: Out. - My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers.... They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
- How do you sell a gluten free pizza? Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.
(too soon?) - I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, "do you want to split a sandwich." I say, "sure" and then I'm just left with the bread.
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Gluten Free One Liners
Which gluten free one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gluten free? I can suggest the ones about vegan and dairy intolerant.
- What's a racists favorite type of bread? Gluten Free, because they are intolerant.
- What do you call a gluten free noodle? An impasta
- If the body of Christ cannot be gluten-free... Then I guess He is risen
- who decided to call it 'gluten free'… and not 'against the grain'?
- what did the doctor say to the gluten-free patient? "im putting you on bread rest"
- How do Germans tell if bread is gluten free? They check the Gluten Tag
- Why aren't gluten free people mainstream? The go against the grain.
- What do you call an ox that's gone gluten-free? Silly yak.
- What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
- What nut is not gluten free? A doughnut
- gluten free whole wheat spaghetti its inpastabowl
- How do you get a hipster to stop smoking? Tell them that cigarettes aren't gluten free.
- Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans
- What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
- Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work? The Gluten-Free Ranch
Cheeky Gluten Free Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about gluten free you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alcohol free jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gluten free pranks.
I don't know why my employees are so upset; I try to be sensitive with my criticism.
I like to give out gluten-free compliment sandwiches.
How do you know when someone is gluten free?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
"Exit stage right...."
Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please?
Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free
How do you pick up a gluten-free, crossfit, vegan?
No idea it's been two hours and I haven't gotten a word in edgewise yet.
I have developed an intolerance to gluten-
-free people
I found a new recipe that's fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, preservative-free and is non-GMO.
It's a real breath of fresh air.
Why are gluten-free children so healthy?
Because they're not i**....
The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
The only thing sadder than a gluten free f**......
is a flourless grave.
The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers
At risk is cross-contamination.
Did you hear about the New Age Catholic Church? They've got an organic gluten-free Communion wafer ...
It's called I Can't Believe it's not Jesus!
What do you call gluten free pasta?
Q: what do you call gluten free pasta?
A: An Impasta!
My wife suggested that it might be nice if I bought her some flowers for her birthday.
For some reason, she wasn't particularly happy when I handed over a bag of wholemeal, a bag of self raising and a bag of gluten free.
Did you guys hear Kanye is going gluten-free?
He said no one man should have all that flour.
Finally !! 6 weeks without any sugar. Running 5 miles each day. stopped eating dairy and flour. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great! Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free and sugar-free. And working out for up to 2 hours every day! Lost 10Kgs.
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We live in a mad world where we have to ask the question....
If the gluten's free, why's the bread so expensive?
I finally found a recipe that is gluten free, fat free, dairy free and contains no sugar.
It's a breath of fresh air.
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.
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Today marks 5 weeks of isolation...
I'm walking 2 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! I feel great!
Zero alcohol, a healthy diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 1 hour home workout each day! Lost 20 lbs and gained muscle mass. I've even cut my screen time in half and am reading a book a week.
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why did the grocery shopper glue 10 boxes of rice together and walk out without paying?
because that container said gluten-free.
Why did they send the gluten-free saltine to jail?
Because it was a safe c**...!
